If one of these ideas is virgin!Kuja then remember: TAIL SHAME. (Which is why I believe he's abstained from hookers and social affairs. He may be hot enough that all of Treno would want him but there's no way he'd risk indecent appendage exposure)

And why is it this is the second Dissidia!sex ed idea I've spurred? (That sadly never came to fruition on the kink meme)