Well I'm already taking on something like this with Kujerra's fic so I probably won't try to handle this Behemoth but I shall include the obvious line I'd go with if I wanted to indulge crack:

“So do all men have them…?”
“NO!”

You can probably guess who the victim was. >D

The original idea had Laguna trying to teach the class and failing. HARD. I'll try and find you the prompt. *forages*