I weigh 140 LB and am 5' tall. Knowing what you know about my workout you know it's almost all muscle and bewbs but that won't stop the announcer from taunting me. I can't do yoga. I don't have the balance.
…paradoxically that would probably help my balance… The best insult I'd probably be able to come up with on the spot would be "YOUR FACE!"
I normally eat very, very healthily, but…you know how there's just some days where you want a giant bowl of hot salty fresh chips drowning in cheese (or fries, depending on whether I have big potatoes that I can julienne or little fingerling potatoes that work better in coin-slices), and a big huge GREASY beast of a hamburger loaded down with cheese and bacon and grilled onions? I have at least two of those days in a week.
It's maddening! I don't notice it unless I actively use the hand...which means any time I pick up something, or type something, or adjust something, or the temperature changes. I'll figure something out!
The DDR announcer already taunts my clumsy feet. I don't need one calling me "FAAAATSO"
and bewbsbut that won't stop the announcer from taunting me. I can't do yoga. I don't have the balance.…paradoxically that would probably help my balance…
The best insult I'd probably be able to come up with on the spot would be "YOUR FACE!"
I normally eat very, very healthily, but…you know how there's just some days where you want a giant bowl of hot salty fresh chips drowning in cheese (or fries, depending on whether I have big potatoes that I can julienne or little fingerling potatoes that work better in coin-slices), and a big huge GREASY beast of a hamburger loaded down with cheese and bacon and grilled onions? I have at least two of those days in a week.
It's maddening! I don't notice it unless I actively use the hand...which means any time I pick up something, or type something, or adjust something, or the temperature changes. I'll figure something out!
INSURE THAT THING! DO EET
Or...you know, I'm nuts.