KUJA'S FIRST ATTEMPTS AT LOOKING TALLER WERE DONE WITH HEELS. HE GAVE THAT UP WHEN HE REALIZED THAT THEY DESTROYED HIS FEET. THEN HE DECIDED TO TRY HAIR STYLES. BUT HE LOOKED RIDICULOUS WITH HIS HAIR TEASED SO HIGH.
THEN, GLORY FROM THE HEAVENS, HE DISCOVERED SOMETHING SO FINE, SOMETHING SO GLORIOUS, THAT IT SEEMED TO HAVE BEEN A GIFT FROM THE GODS THEMSELVES: A LOVELY FEATHER, EVEN MORE MARVELOUS THAN THE ONE HE'D PICKED UP FROM THAT HABERDASHER AT ALEXANDRIA, THAT WOULD SURMOUNT HIS LOVELY SILVER LOCKS AND MAKE HIM APPEAR TALLER.
OF COURSE ALL OF THIS HAPPENED BEFORE HE DISCOVERED THAT LOVELY SWEET TREAT: CHOCOLATE SHOOPUF MILK.
Re: CAPSLOCK APPLAUSE!!!
KUJA'S FIRST ATTEMPTS AT LOOKING TALLER WERE DONE WITH HEELS. HE GAVE THAT UP WHEN HE REALIZED THAT THEY DESTROYED HIS FEET. THEN HE DECIDED TO TRY HAIR STYLES. BUT HE LOOKED RIDICULOUS WITH HIS HAIR TEASED SO HIGH.
THEN, GLORY FROM THE HEAVENS, HE DISCOVERED SOMETHING SO FINE, SOMETHING SO GLORIOUS, THAT IT SEEMED TO HAVE BEEN A GIFT FROM THE GODS THEMSELVES: A LOVELY FEATHER, EVEN MORE MARVELOUS THAN THE ONE HE'D PICKED UP FROM THAT HABERDASHER AT ALEXANDRIA, THAT WOULD SURMOUNT HIS LOVELY SILVER LOCKS AND MAKE HIM APPEAR TALLER.
OF COURSE ALL OF THIS HAPPENED BEFORE HE DISCOVERED THAT LOVELY SWEET TREAT: CHOCOLATE SHOOPUF MILK.