I fail at insults full stop. The best I can do is give something a stupid name like Mr Snuggle Wuggles or Sven Creampuff Titwank or Crotchface. But again, good to know that it's not going to bring you down.

My family just doesn't seem to have a plan anymore; it used to be that my grandmother would come up from Buckinghamshire for about a week and a half (sometimes we'd have to then send her off to my aunt's in Swindon) but of course since she passed away a year ago that is no longer an option. Last christmas we needed a change of pace because her passing had been fairly recent so we went to a friend's but we don't really want to repeat it if we can help it. (We spent too long there and their cooking wasn't as good, not helped by the fact that said friend is a homoeopathy health nut so anything remotely indulgent is frowned upon.) At least your plan is easy to sort out, right?

Zoicite from Sailor Moon was what made me fall in love with manipulative bastards and bitchy ukes; he's my favourite SM character (Fisheye is a second and he's partially there because of his voice actor) and such a delicious sissy jerkass. The fact that the anime made him and his superior Kunzite a canon couple is probably why I dig yaoi so much even though they never get any further than some suggestive stroking. I also managed to find a Fisheye GIF too (along with several Little Mermaid ones, some old hollywood actors and a few more SM ones) which makes me a very happy SM villain fangirl. (Also I found an anime featuring Ishida's character as a terribly ho yay bishonen schoolboy (who's also a villain) where he screams out his lover's name several times and whaddya know? Lover's name happens to be the male version of my name. I am highly tempted to try making that my ringtone so I always have him calling "TOFFEE'SREALNAME-SAMA!")