I'm not mad; everyone has things they just can't swallow and for me it's custards. (I can only handle custard if it's with something solid like a pie or tart because that way my mouth isn't confused as to whether it's consuming a solid or a liquid.) Jello also gives me problems but not to quite the same level. I need to be very careful how I eat it because otherwise I end up hacking. Sauces or ice cream bases where there are little bits in I find very hard to swallow too because there's something about them that just makes my mouth go "REJECT!"

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