I'm suddenly reminded of an Ace Attorney OFFICIAL ART where Miles Edgeworth is helping build a chocolate sculpture of Phoenix Wright. This wouldn't seem so weird, even with Edgey in the pink frilly apron, if it weren't for the fact that the picture he's referencing shows Phoenix NAKED AT THE VERY LEAST FROM THE WAIST UP.

Suddenly: JECHT AS PINUP MODEL.

Looking at that article, I might be able to recreate that sort of taste using a recipe I have for soft baked pretzels!

…apparently cats and bread theft is a thing. I've had cats steal french fries. Mostly cheese fries. They don't steal as much if I've managed to salt them already, but I've got to move fast.

YOUR CAT'S A NINJA.

Two weeks: there's no problem with sharing hot water, as Kuja has been taking ICE BATHS.