I'm gonna go to bed with the image of a strange black-and-white cow with silver hair casting Ultima on anyone deemed UNWORTHY of the GLORIOUS UDDERS.

I got half a mind to try that one. I mean, come on--it almost writes itself. Or it would if my brain wasn't hanging up at the mental image of fem!Kuja striking a pinup-babe pose in the mirror, looking for the absolute best way to showcase the new assets.

"If there were two of me, then I'd do me."