IF ONLY I COULD PLAY THAT IN GAME. IT WOULD MAKE TAKING DOWN MR SNUGGLE WUGGLES EVEN MORE ENTERTAINING.

Knowing Kuja he'd be looking for a bikini that perfectly matched his codpiece. In that it was still as garish as possible but it somehow worked as an ensemble.

And this is why thanks to the fact that you can battle yourself I ship Kuja/Kuja. Ultimate narcissism. (After all Kuja's the only person he's going to consider worthy of himself, right?)