It was so weird. At one point I'm like "This canNOT be real, no way," and then I shrugged and decided to help the party like I was apparently supposed to by pointing at the dialogue options evidently only I could see.

Also watching DAT SKIRT and noticing how VERY close it was to a fantail's crowning glory.

ALSO ALSO watching to see if I could get a glimpse of his tail...

What? consider the source.