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Top Ten: Things Firion thought he'd never have to say
Top Ten Things Firion Never Thought He'd Have To Say
And now, in the style of David Letterman, here are the top 10 things that Firion, of Final Fantasy II fame, never thought he would have to say:
10—Could I borrow a knife? I seem to have misplaced mine
9—No thank you, I don't need a free weapon.
8—Pardon me, ma'am, but do you speak beaver?
7—Oh, hey, a pirate chick! Let's trust her implicitly…oh wait, he actually DID that, so never mind
6—Well, excuse ME, princess!
5—No number 5—writer on the wrong end of Shield Bash
4—What is this 'hyperspace arsenal' of which you speak?
3—Hey, baby, how would you like to—OH GOD SHE'S A LAMIA GET IN THE CAR!!!
2—Dance, Mateus, Dance!
1—Mess with the Rose, you get the Thorns
And now, in the style of David Letterman, here are the top 10 things that Firion, of Final Fantasy II fame, never thought he would have to say:
10—Could I borrow a knife? I seem to have misplaced mine
9—No thank you, I don't need a free weapon.
8—Pardon me, ma'am, but do you speak beaver?
7—Oh, hey, a pirate chick! Let's trust her implicitly…oh wait, he actually DID that, so never mind
6—Well, excuse ME, princess!
5—No number 5—writer on the wrong end of Shield Bash
4—What is this 'hyperspace arsenal' of which you speak?
3—Hey, baby, how would you like to—OH GOD SHE'S A LAMIA GET IN THE CAR!!!
2—Dance, Mateus, Dance!
1—Mess with the Rose, you get the Thorns