I'm sorry, my brain went to a kinky place when you mentioned how Thongboy's balls weren't even touched. (I can't help it!) I'd say they've got to make it look as though he's doing SOMETHING since he's a showy guy and they already have a lot of barehanded mages so yeah, it's a substitute for a weapon. In FFIX Kuja's attacks were all spells and his casting animation was...I think it was a facepalm but he could've been in deep contemplation...For his trance model it was just a showy twirl with one hand wielding the ALMIGHTY POWAH!!! in an arc. But I miss the facepalm...
Judging by every other Genome and how they are all skinny androgynous little whelps, Kuja is probably the closest thing we get to an adonis from Terra (but he wasn't toned or slender, he was healthy flat with curvacious hips and an ass that screamed "TAP ME!") with the muscle tone he's got being the buffest he can get due to being genetically waiflike. It's hard to tell since Zidane has quite muscular arms and thighs... Though I think Zidane's a special case due to going through childhood and all, therefore having the potential to grow. That and Garland probably didn't build Kuja with much muscle mass. Who can say?
FRIDGE BRILLIANCE HAS DONE IT AGAIN! :D
Let's celebrate with some Kujerra!
Her cheeks flush as she fumbles through her next line, stammering the words. “A-All my fortunes at thy foot. I-I lay---and I shall follow thee throughout the world!” “No sweeter melody hath I heard than these gentle words! Lock me forever in thy gilded cage, I shall ne’er sing for freedom from love’s replenished curse. If this prison be a vision of summer beauty, it’s bars the stalks of red roses and the chains thy tender embrace then freedom is but trash.” “Where…does it say that in the script?” “Nowhere. That, my dear, was improvisation. It’s the mark of any actor worth his salt.” “Oh…” “Of course, I always feel that for all Marcus’ passion in his lines he fails to deliver with his actions. If he truly wished to convey his love for Cornelia then he could say it far better with a desperate kiss than the declaration of a hundred words---”
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Oho?
Date: 2011-06-17 02:41 am (UTC)Judging by every other Genome and how they are all skinny androgynous little whelps, Kuja is probably the closest thing we get to an adonis from Terra (but he wasn't toned or slender, he was healthy flat with curvacious hips and an ass that screamed "TAP ME!") with the muscle tone he's got being the buffest he can get due to being genetically waiflike. It's hard to tell since Zidane has quite muscular arms and thighs... Though I think Zidane's a special case due to going through childhood and all, therefore having the potential to grow. That and Garland probably didn't build Kuja with much muscle mass. Who can say?
FRIDGE BRILLIANCE HAS DONE IT AGAIN! :D
Let's celebrate with some Kujerra!
Her cheeks flush as she fumbles through her next line, stammering the words. “A-All my fortunes at thy foot. I-I lay---and I shall follow thee throughout the world!”
“No sweeter melody hath I heard than these gentle words! Lock me forever in thy gilded cage, I shall ne’er sing for freedom from love’s replenished curse. If this prison be a vision of summer beauty, it’s bars the stalks of red roses and the chains thy tender embrace then freedom is but trash.”
“Where…does it say that in the script?”
“Nowhere. That, my dear, was improvisation. It’s the mark of any actor worth his salt.”
“Oh…”
“Of course, I always feel that for all Marcus’ passion in his lines he fails to deliver with his actions. If he truly wished to convey his love for Cornelia then he could say it far better with a desperate kiss than the declaration of a hundred words---”
Whatever else he has to say is cut short.
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Why can't I finish this bugger!? D: