Calling your attacks!

( Nerd Alert. )

The ending of 013 is lovely. Everyone goes home, with their crystals still shining with the light of the goddess Cosmos—with the exception of the Warrior of Light, who begins walking to from what I can guess is the south, moving toward the city of Cornelia, castle spires shining in the distance. He holds his crystal in one hand.

I’ll break the argument here to mention something that suddenly makes sense. The crystal that the Warrior of Light carries is blue, representing the Water Crystal in his world. The Water Crystal is located in the Sunken Shrine, near the town of…Onrac.

Consider the things that you learn in the reports, and keep them in mind, as I continue.

It’s a lovely image, isn’t it? Too bad that for all intents and purposes, it doesn’t happen.

…yes, I’ve overthought this.

“I, GARLAND, WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!”

I seriously can’t say this enough.  I really can’t.

An awesome secret quote for Bartz would have been switching his EX Burst’s intro to “Sweet Christmas!”   I mean, imagine it right now.  I’ll wait.  XD

One for Kefka:  When you fight him in FFVI—I do believe it’s the incident at the Doma Base, right around the time Cyan marches in with his seriously Badass Boast—he uses the line “Eh?  You’re history, bub” right before the fight starts.
And then there’s the gem that comes during combat.

Sabin:  Kefka!  Wait!

Kefka:  *laughing* Wait, he says…do I look like a waiter?

This goes on for a while, until Kefka sics four mooks on you and gets away.

WE NEEDED THIS. 

 EDIT

Because this was so damn short, here's something goofy.  Listen to me fail!  XD\

“I, Garland, WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!”

…partially nodded to when Zidane knocked him down, but I still wanted to hear him say it.  XD

Remember all of the dancers in FFIV?  Why does no one bring this up?  Team Cosmos needed some delicious scandal.( BUT WAIT, THERE'S SLIGHTLY MORE! )

And now, for the individual assist!faves.  This one’ll be a little quicker and less overthought.  XD

There are so many!  But, I’ll keep it short and go with the one that has been my saving grace for so many fights recently (not to mention netted me a WAY-under-ten-minutes Time Attack clear).

It’s…

Gilgamesh Morphing Time!

I’m gonna split this into the three operative sections because, frankly, I could go on for days about this one and not be done.  …Or not.  It just looks better properly split into sections and so here we go.  We shall begin with…

Alternate Title: FINAL FANTASY DRAFT PICKS

Hoo, boy.

I could go on for days about this one.  Although the majority of my demands were met in the release of Duodecim (LAGUNA! LAGUNA!), there were a few others that I would have liked to see make it into the roster.  Though they might not have gotten the attention that they would have merited—as several others have said before me, Square-Enix did themselves a bit of a disservice by limiting this title to a single UMD.   Considering the members of the fanbase that would spring upon this title like a starving wolf who has just found its first meal in days, I think that a two—or even three—disc release would have more than allowable.  I have managed a list of five of my top choices, however.  I go into some detail, though, complete with hypotheticals and the like, so here’s a heads-up so you know what you’re looking at when you click that cut.

Format: In pretty much every case, I’ll introduce my top draft picks and stick them in a hypothetical cutscene.  I will try to limit myself to one draft pick per title, but there might be cases where I can’t do that, either for sheer volume of the cast or for seriously awesome rating.

Game Title

Draft Pick.  Here follows my description of who, what, and why.  Expect some theorizing and guessing, as well as at least some logic behind things.

Railenthe:  [adjusts her glasses and clears her throat]  At any time when the font face changes to predominantly italics, I’ve created a hypothetical cutscene in which I’ve placed the draft picks, to illustrate the potential interaction between them and their counteparts.  There will be times when I reference/lift things wholesale from the script, but because this is mostly out of thin air, those will be minimal.  Gestures, movements, and the like will be in brackets, kind of like stage directions in a play/screenplay.  [clears her throat again]

Let’s begin with the wild mass ranting!

I bet you expected something about Feral Chaos here, didn’t you?

Just knew that I’d go on about the whole snafu that led up to me tasting bloody, salt-tinged death at the hands of that multi-armed monstrosity, didn’t you?

*buzzer*  WRONG!