And Kefka totally would handle it with no sensitivity whatsoever. Problem is that I wouldn't and don't. Hmm... (And what's this about an Inward Chaos hissyfit?)
I also PM'ed the line to Schala to get advice on the rating but I haven't heard her response yet. The censored line works just fine but it doesn't have quite the bastardry of the original. But at least I know I shouldn't be burned alive on a crucifix and disembowled as my skin scorches for even thinking such a thing.
“Oh her. She’s a total bore. I ask her what she wants to do on a Friday night: she says nothing. I ask her what she thinks of my new headpiece: she says nothing. I ask her if it was good for her too: SHE SAYS NOTHING! I’m not a mind reader, ya frigid bitch, I need some input every once in a while!”
After an impatient snort to dismiss the frustration, Kefka looked at his boots and sighed. “It doesn’t even feel like a two person relationship…” “But didn’t you imply there were others…?” “Hmm? Oh you mean Kujie-coo?”
Kefka’s fingernails drummed against his chin for a moment before he shrugged.
“It’s just not the same, I mean it’s all take, take, take with him! I have to literally pin him down whenever I want some snuggletime! Then he kicks, screams bloody murder and goes crying to dear old Emperor accusing me of sexual harassment!” “What…?” “It’s bullshit; he wanted it! You can tell---just look at what he’s wearing! He might as well have the words ‘Tap me!’ stitched on!”
It was a good thing Kefka could not see the nauseous expression plastered on Golbez’s face.
“And as for those two soldier guys well…if you don’t want anyone to join in on your little sword comparison THEN YOU SHOULD INSTALL BETTER LOCKS ON YOUR DOOR!” “Could we please cease this discussion?” “Huh? Oh right, I guess it is a little insensitive of me to talk about the new beaus…” “That isn’t what I meant and you know it.”
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sforzinda
It's a delicate subject
Date: 2011-06-20 11:45 pm (UTC)I also PM'ed the line to Schala to get advice on the rating but I haven't heard her response yet. The censored line works just fine but it doesn't have quite the bastardry of the original. But at least I know I shouldn't be burned alive on a crucifix and disembowled as my skin scorches for even thinking such a thing.
The Terra non-con is deliberately kept subtle because of Rape is Funny when it is Male on Male but no one is really safe from Kefka:
“Oh her. She’s a total bore. I ask her what she wants to do on a Friday night: she says nothing. I ask her what she thinks of my new headpiece: she says nothing. I ask her if it was good for her too: SHE SAYS NOTHING! I’m not a mind reader, ya frigid bitch, I need some input every once in a while!”
After an impatient snort to dismiss the frustration, Kefka looked at his boots and sighed. “It doesn’t even feel like a two person relationship…”
“But didn’t you imply there were others…?”
“Hmm? Oh you mean Kujie-coo?”
Kefka’s fingernails drummed against his chin for a moment before he shrugged.
“It’s just not the same, I mean it’s all take, take, take with him! I have to literally pin him down whenever I want some snuggletime! Then he kicks, screams bloody murder and goes crying to dear old Emperor accusing me of sexual harassment!”
“What…?”
“It’s bullshit; he wanted it! You can tell---just look at what he’s wearing! He might as well have the words ‘Tap me!’ stitched on!”
It was a good thing Kefka could not see the nauseous expression plastered on Golbez’s face.
“And as for those two soldier guys well…if you don’t want anyone to join in on your little sword comparison THEN YOU SHOULD INSTALL BETTER LOCKS ON YOUR DOOR!”
“Could we please cease this discussion?”
“Huh? Oh right, I guess it is a little insensitive of me to talk about the new beaus…”
“That isn’t what I meant and you know it.”