railenthe | Re: REAL WOMEN PERSIST WITH RANDOM BABBLE (Reply)

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toffeethesnob.livejournal.com

((I already loved you but if it was possible my affection has increased thanks to 'Brothers Slim'))

Dear diary,

Perhaps if I tried to cook something for Prishe she'd stop being such an impertent little shrew towards me?

But I have no clue how to cook; cooking is for plebians! I have people to cook FOR me!

Now I know I am being ridiculous. Thinking of dirtying my hands for some uncouth waif.

But I suppose if I were to give her those chocolates that lovesick president offered me she would at least stop calling me 'Ladyboy'.

I AM a man you imbecile! DO YOU CARE FOR PROOF!?