Random Chaos

Here's the way I see it:

The fight starts fairly abruptly--the way I see it Zidane has just enough time to get out of the way of a Nullifying Dropkick or something, and that's the physical blow that starts it. Now you mentioned that Kuja's hand-to-hand combat is going to be a HUGE JOKE, and so my guess is he gets knocked down fairly fast.

Cue rolling-around fistfighting, lots of blocking, most of the blows miss altogether thanks to dodging and--

Suddenly, no one can see it, but it's certainly felt--tail. Let's just say it's highly distracting. And she tries to find it. Maybe brushes against it a couple of times.

Let's just say it's highly distracting =D