Random Chaos

Squall talking smack to a rock on the world map was worth the price of the game. I mean...yeah... "Is that your best!?"

And now I'm starting to wonder how Terra would react to drunk!Kuja...

Terra: What's wrong with him!?
drunk!Kuja: *goes right up close to her* That there's only one of me?
Onion Knight: He's been at that strange brew again...
Terra: Oh...is that why he's wearing pants?
drunk!Kuja: What's the matter? Want to get me out of them, my sweet? Or is it that you want to get into them?
Onion Knight: Just say the word and I'll KO him-
(drunk!Kuja pushes him away)
drunk!Kuja: Get lost, brat. This conversation is for adults only.
Onion Knight: Hey--
(drunk!Kuja sweeps Terra off her feet)
drunk!Kuja: The pants go but the boots stay.
(A beat and then)
Terra: ...Is there any more of that Jack Daniels left?

Normally I get real angry when it turns out it's just a dream. But for this I made an exception.