BLARGHY. *pocket-sized rant*

[railenthe]

*trudge trudge*
*sets down purse*

WAUGH WHY AM I OUT OF CREAM?

 

Easy enough day at work: we all got done nice and fast. Only problem is that it is, in fact, 102°F outside. So regardless of the ease of the workday, the heat has rendered me mushy and useless. A cup of tea and a nap will fix that. Then I get to clean.

Which means I get to buy a new broom—the current broom is sort of, what’s the word? IN SEVERAL PIECES—and cleaning solutions, and scrub brushes, and trash bags, and cleaning implements…the impending “Uniform Condition” inspection has me a little nervous. I’ve accumulated an impressive amount of CRAP since last year and then there’s the fact that I’ve just been lazy about some things lately. The cleaning won’t be to my satisfaction until about Friday, and that’s if I spend two hours a day working on it until then.

It also means that there will not be time to cook Fancy Things™ this week. Unfortunate!

Oh well. I’d best SIT MY ASS DOWN IN THIS CHAIR AND DRINK MY GODDAMN TEA so I can have my nap. I have to be ready to throw down on this floor.

…and the dishes…

…and the walls…

…and the stove…

Why did I decide to get my own place again?

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Uniform condition? Is your landlord really strict then? *sends lucky horseshoes* Good luck you brave fellow! Don't let the world turn you into Cloud's ass; you will not be mercilessly kicked by Garland!

Does that mean we won't get to speak much this week? That's too bad... D:

I'll offer you the Kefka confronting Kuja about Kujerra script I did for the RP to try and help cheer you up:

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(NOTE: This involves me experimenting a bit. Kuja's more like his Disc 2 FFIX self here whilst Kefka is...well I tried something a little different with him here)

Kefka: So…a little old witch told me something very interesting…
Kuja: That she’ll finally cast a spell that will erase your loathsome presence from my sight?
Kefka: She said something about a little bird. A little bird that belongs to me…
Kuja: Oh you mean that girl you keep on failing to capture? Terra, wasn’t it?
Kefka: You should know…YOU’RE THE ONE SLOBBERING OVER HER!
Kuja: What are you on about?
Kefka: DON’T LIE TO ME! I know all about your little attempts to get into those panties of hers! I know all about how those Cosmos whelps are cheerleading your sappy little romance like some overrated sports game and quite frankly, IT MAKES ME SICK!
Kuja: I’m sorry, could it be that this bothers you?
Kefka: Oh no, no, no, no, no…why should it bother me? I mean it’s not like Terra is MINE or anything!
Kefka: You want to bang her? Fine, do that. Enjoy it - be my guest. Or are you too noble to do that? Hmm? Not man enough to stick something where it doesn’t belong and watch her cry out in pain AS THE BLOOD LEAKS OUT OF HER-
Kuja: -Spare me the gruesome image.
Kefka: What’s that!? Does that mean you don’t wanna make a whore out of her!? Oh Kujie-coo, have you gone soft in the head? Could it be that you actually care about her?
Kuja: Care? *laughs*
Kuja: You seem to think that I’m…? Oh Kefka, I never knew you were such a romantic.
Kefka: Hah?
Kuja: Kefka, the only thing your little puppet means to me is causing you fury that not even the god of discord himself could help to rival. She is, as you so would so delicately put it ‘something to screw with’. Nothing more.
Kefka: Why you-
Kuja: Strike me for all I care; it’ll just cause her to come running to me all the more quickly. What girl can resist the tragic coup de grace of a wounded paramour fresh from the jaws of hell? Why I all I need do is whisper sweet nothings and she will fly straight into my arms.
Kuja: Does she do that so willingly for you, Kefka?
Kefka: Grrr…that’s big talk coming from a little runt.
Kuja: Oh is that a challenge then? Dear me, well that shouldn’t be too hard. I have been looking forward to hearing the symphony of her wanton moans. Sadly, that’s a performance you’ll never be privy too.
Kuja: Don’t worry, I’ll be sure to give you an in-depth critique of ‘the maiden’s swansong’. Every thrust…every shudder…every moment she begs for more.
Kefka: *opens mouth* -
Kuja: -So that whenever you look at her, whenever you think of her, you will never be able to dispel the image of her becoming mine. I want you to remember that. And how she did it all of her own accord.
Kefka: STOP IT! STOP IT!!! SHUT IT YA LITTLE SLIME!
Kuja: Why Kefka…? Didn’t you say I should go ahead? Could it be you’re not comfortable with this after all?
Kefka: YOU DARE LAY THE BINT AND I’LL-
Kuja: -Did I hit a nerve?
Kefka: I’LL HIT YOU!
Kuja: Well then…it seems I’d better get straight to it.
Kuja: But don’t worry…I’ll try to be gentle. *poisonous smirk*
Kefka: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHH! *teleports off in fury*
Jecht: *trundles out from behind a pillar having witnessed the whole thing* You are either a damn good actor or a dead man.
Kuja: Hmph, I’ll leave you to decide which one. *flairs hair and flies off*

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Got some more Kujerra stuff done for the RP. And it is really on the fluffy side... Curse them!

So fluffy is it that I'm kind of embarassed to put it here.

And yet ironically they do not turn fluffy themselves during it.

Let me know if you're interested. :3

TRANSCRIPT OF THE PLOT MECHANIC DP AND I CAME UP WITH FOR THE RP

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T: Would he try and direct anyone else towards Cosmos at the same time he sends out Ragnarok!Lightning then? Maybe he tries manipulating another character or two but it fails.
DP: I was thinking he'd place a geas on Lightning, a special command that would force her to turn into Ragnarok once she was in Sanctuary
T: So he wouldn't know that Ragnarok!Lightning was too weak to defeat Cosmos then?
DP: Cosmos did the crystal trick again here (admittedly they'll be used for a different purpose) so one would think that would mean she'd be easy to kill...It fails because while they do have separate bodies, her other aspects are free, making her stronger.
T: Sort of like the Harry Potter horcruxes then in that they keep her alive even if her main body is attacked?
DP: yeah except no soul splitting is involved
T: Yah. And I'm guessing because of the bond shared with her warriors by giving them her light, she too is capable of receiving strength from them - sort of as a two way street power distrubition?
DP: You know I never thought of that before but it could work!
T: We'll have to mention it to Rai then!
T: That could be the great big thorn in Barty's plan.
T: And only sneaky Cosmos would be in the know.
T: Though methinks Sieg, Light, Kain and a few others would catch on.
DP: we'll see how everything goes if somehow they do catch on
T: Certainly no one would really know until Ragnarok!Lightning faced Cosmos.
T: Though I'm wondering... what would happen if Cosmos were to endow a Chaos warrior such as Jecht or Golbez with her light?
DP: super powerup plus two new warriors for her side?
T: Hmm... Well Mat was able to make a dark crystal by corrupting Jecht to Chaos's side but I'm guessing the same would not happen in this case due to the Chaos alingment already being established. But certainly it could have some effect. Maybe in order to break through to Shinryu an alternate method is to get a balance effect by having Chaos warriors accept Cosmos' light? And since there are several former Chaos warriors now containing Cosmos' light (Terra, Cloud and Tidus) it could be that they count as part of this 'balance' as well?
DP: I see many in the Chaos side objecting to working together with their Cosmos counterparts
DP: Also, you might wanna count Leon in with those three. It was in a past cycle but at one point he was a warrior of Cosmos
T: Of course. Golbez would be the first, then Jecht - those two I see agreeing to accepting Cosmos' light easily. (Though Jecht was already a Cosmos warrior and it's kind of implied that Golbez was too once) Gil probably does as well. Leon, Gabranth and Kuja are probably the ones unwilling to accept it for their own reasons but eventually do over the course of the RP.
DP: Why would Leon be unwilling?
T: I'm just thinking back to his having to leave the party at the end of FFII over guilt for his actions earlier in the game - but I'll admit I'm not too wily about the guy.
T: Let's see... Cloud, Terra, Tidus, Jecht, Golbez, Leon, Gilgamesh, Gabranth...Kuja would be the final one... Hmm... I'd rather go with a round number but do you think 9 'balance' figures would be enough or should we try and have a secret extra one as a plot twist?
DP: hmm....it would be a super-late arrival but this could be an excuse to pull in Vayne....
T: Indeed! Or Genesis - either of them would fit that role perfectly.
DP: Genesis was technically in this but he's kinda been ignored...In fact at one point we originally planned to try out a Gen/Light ship...but then Sieg/Light happened and kicked the idea to the curb (Istillshipithough)
T: Well then we've got 11 people to accept the balance. Perhaps one of them is targeted (not by Barty but by Garland since he'd want the cycles to continue and Shinryu to not be threatened) but because there's a secret one lying around the barrier is broken anyway?
T: We need to relay this to Rai and work out the mechanics of this...
DP: indeed..tbh I have doubts about introducing Vayne so late in the rp...
T: I can understand that. Well in that case then we only need 10 as the 'magic number'. I'll copy and paste a transcript to her journal stat.