FFIX, Disc 2 Impressions.

[railenthe]

First, a letter to the internet.

 

Dear Internet:

QUIT DERPING!

Signed, Railenthe Y. Zeal.

 

*Previously, on FFIX DISC 1:

 

Oh look.  It’s Beatrix, come to kick our asses.

 

…!!!  Oh, hello there, he of the heavily emphasized crotch!  Why, you could almost rival David Bowie Himself with that highlit heaven-rod!

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Toffee told me not to get too attached to any towns.

 

I like Cleyra.  Really like Cleyra.  It’s a city built into a tree, hidden by a sacred—

 

*BOOOOOOOOOOOM*

 

I KNOW YOU DIDN’T JUST TAKE OUT CLEYRA, YOU ELEPHANTINE BLUE BITCH!

 

 

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Oh look.  It’s Beatrix, come to kick our asses.

 

 

*later*

 

Oh look, It’s Beatrix, come to kick our asses again.

 

*later, as we go off to save Dagger*

 

OH HAI BEATRIX.  HAVE A GO AT MY CUSHY BADONKADONK.  HERE I’LL EVEN BEND OVER.

 

*later*

 

OH HAI BEATRIX—eh?  You’re on our side?  I’LL TAKE IT.

 

*later*

 

I KNOW YOU DIDN’T JUST NUKE LINDBLUM, YOU CERULEAN WHORE!

 

 

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*Three hours later*

 

 

I’ve been stuck inside Fossil Roo so long that…if you can believe this…I’ve gone from thinking the gargants are creepy to thinking they’re cute.

 

*Two hours later*

 

Yep.  I’ve found Kuppo, but still lost.  *holds up a flower*  Here, Gargie!  C’mere!  Good boy!  *feeds, hops on, and rides around the area again*

 

…I seriously hope I can go back here sometime.  I missed a chest and besides, between the music and the gargants, I love this place.

Comments

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

Bartz would've been more than up for it. Squall's jaw would've dropped and then he'd be subjected to both of them trying to convince him to 'let himself go'.

...Really, why couldn't they have had this in Dissidia? Such a beautiful moment of insanity could've been had.

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

I know, right? And you know both of them would have told him that he thinks too much (he does, really) and that, among all of them, he needed it.... XD

I reckon that's where the lot of us come in, eh?

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

It would be gold if at that precise moment someone walked in on them and got entirely the wrong idea.

Now...who'll be the muggins?

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

I vote one of the ladies!

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

Terra's reaction: Screaming and fleeing away in terror.

Yuna's reaction: Blushing, fleeing and secretly being pleased with what she saw.

Lightning's reaction: Eyebrow raised in disgust before telling them to quit acting like schoolboys and get a grip.

Prishe's reaction: Amused but not impressed.

Tifa's reaction: A little disturbed but cordial enough to say that she'll leave 'em alone for a few minutes before dashing off to giggle wildly.

Cosmos's reaction: They should learn to trust and fully accept one another. That means unzipping, Leonheart.

Ultimecia's reaction: ENTERTAINED.

CoD's reaction: Being most interested and expected them to continue whilst it watches.

PFFFFFFFT.

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

THESE.