HE'D DECIDED THAT THE ABUSE OF THE HEELS WAS MOST CERTAINLY NOT WORTH IT, EVEN IF THEY DID MAKE HIM LOOK FABULOUS. HE NEVER COULD UNDERSTAND WHY MATEUS WENT AROUND IN COMBAT STILETTOS AT ALL TIMES--AND ULTIMECIA'S BAREFOOT PHILOSOPHY BEGAN TO MAKE MUCH SENSE TO HIM.
EXCEPT HE WAS EVEN SORTER WITHOUT SHOES OF ANY SORT. SO THAT WAS RIGHT OUT.
THE ONLY THING ABOUT THAT FEATHER THAT HE HAD TO REMEMBER: RINSE BEFORE REINSERTING INTO HAIR. HE WOUND UP WITH BLUE HIGHLIGHTS ONCE WHEN HE FORGOT, AND WHILE THIS DREW COMPLIMENTS FROM SOME GARISHLY MADE-UP HARLEQUIN, HE DECIDED THAT IT WAS NOT IN HIS TASTE. (WITH HIS POWER HE COULD DO THAT. I BET THAT'S NOT FAR OFF THE MARK.)
AND THE OTHER WAYS IT CONSPIRED AGAINST HIM! THE DEVIL THAT WAS TRIPLE-VEINTE SHOOPUF-MOCHA-LATTES! HE LOVED THE SUGAR! HE ADORED THE CAFFEINE! …HE WAS NOT A FAN OF THE LARGER BELT SIZE. WHATEVER WAS A SHORT GENOME TO DO? HE WANTED TO BE TALL, NOT ROUND!
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Re: CAPSLOCK APPLAUSE!!!
Date: 2011-11-16 10:44 pm (UTC)EXCEPT HE WAS EVEN SORTER WITHOUT SHOES OF ANY SORT. SO THAT WAS RIGHT OUT.
THE ONLY THING ABOUT THAT FEATHER THAT HE HAD TO REMEMBER: RINSE BEFORE REINSERTING INTO HAIR. HE WOUND UP WITH BLUE HIGHLIGHTS ONCE WHEN HE FORGOT, AND WHILE THIS DREW COMPLIMENTS FROM SOME GARISHLY MADE-UP HARLEQUIN, HE DECIDED THAT IT WAS NOT IN HIS TASTE. (WITH HIS POWER HE COULD DO THAT. I BET THAT'S NOT FAR OFF THE MARK.)
AND THE OTHER WAYS IT CONSPIRED AGAINST HIM! THE DEVIL THAT WAS TRIPLE-VEINTE SHOOPUF-MOCHA-LATTES! HE LOVED THE SUGAR! HE ADORED THE CAFFEINE! …HE WAS NOT A FAN OF THE LARGER BELT SIZE. WHATEVER WAS A SHORT GENOME TO DO? HE WANTED TO BE TALL, NOT ROUND!