METHINKS THAT FOOT BINDING MAY HAVE BE A POPULAR PRACTICE AMONGST PALAMECIAN NOBILITY - THAT MIGHT EXPLAIN THE CASUAL WAY MAT STROLLS AROUND IN THOSE HEELS. (EVEN THOUGH HE DOES CHEAT BY FLOATING A LOT.) NEEDLESS TO SAY THE MOOGLE MADE A TIDY SUM SELLING FOOT SPAS TO THOSE PRETTYBOYS ON CHAOS WITH THEIR STUPID TASTE IN SHOES.
CONSIDERING HOW BAD THIS WAS WHEN HE FIRST TURNED UP IN DISSIDIA AND WAS MISTAKEN FOR A SHOTA, THE BOOTS COULD NOT GO.
DYEING HIS HAIR IS SUCH A METICULOUS PROCESS. HE HAS TO BE SURE THAT NOT A TRACE OF THAT VILE DIRTY BLOND BESMIRCHES HIS HAIR BUT THOSE FEATHERS MUST BE TREATED WITH THE UTMOST CARE. TOO MUCH FORCE WHEN COMBING IN AND THEY'LL BE YANKED RIGHT OUT! (HE EVEN GOES TO THE TROUBLE OF DYEING THE TAIL SO THAT THEY MATCH EVEN THOUGH NO ONE IS GOING TO SEE IT.)
THE MILKSHAKE WAS THE WORST! DAMN RIGHT IT WAS BETTER THAN YOURS!
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Re: CAPSLOCK APPLAUSE!!!
Date: 2011-11-16 10:55 pm (UTC)CONSIDERING HOW BAD THIS WAS WHEN HE FIRST TURNED UP IN DISSIDIA AND WAS MISTAKEN FOR A SHOTA, THE BOOTS COULD NOT GO.
DYEING HIS HAIR IS SUCH A METICULOUS PROCESS. HE HAS TO BE SURE THAT NOT A TRACE OF THAT VILE DIRTY BLOND BESMIRCHES HIS HAIR BUT THOSE FEATHERS MUST BE TREATED WITH THE UTMOST CARE. TOO MUCH FORCE WHEN COMBING IN AND THEY'LL BE YANKED RIGHT OUT! (HE EVEN GOES TO THE TROUBLE OF DYEING THE TAIL SO THAT THEY MATCH EVEN THOUGH NO ONE IS GOING TO SEE IT.)
THE MILKSHAKE WAS THE WORST! DAMN RIGHT IT WAS BETTER THAN YOURS!