WTFBBQ?! At least I'm still alive. [literally!]

 

Saturdays aren’t supposed to be this exciting!

 

So, I just got home.

 

My bus was in the middle of a shooting. It’s full of near-holes and actual holes, one of them dangerously close to the fuel tank. The bus has been taken to the garage, after a second was called in to finish the route.

 

All of the riders are fine. Tornado drill—duck and cover—also applies to “Hail of Bullets.” The driver’s fairly traumatized, however—not that I can blame her.

 

I’m gonna get a snack and a nap before I do anything else.