“I, GARLAND, WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!”
I seriously can’t say this enough. I really can’t.
An awesome secret quote for Bartz would have been switching his EX Burst’s intro to “Sweet Christmas!” I mean, imagine it right now. I’ll wait. XD
One for Kefka: When you fight him in FFVI—I do believe it’s the incident at the Doma Base, right around the time Cyan marches in with his seriously Badass Boast—he uses the line “Eh? You’re history, bub” right before the fight starts.
And then there’s the gem that comes during combat.
Sabin: Kefka! Wait!
Kefka: *laughing* Wait, he says…do I look like a waiter?
This goes on for a while, until Kefka sics four mooks on you and gets away.
WE NEEDED THIS.
EDIT
Because this was so damn short, here's something goofy. Listen to me fail! XD\