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railentheDay 22.
THIS REQUIRES ABSOLUTELY ZERO CONSIDERATION.
Quest Sharing.
When that news broke, I was delighted! I could make a quest to accompany crackfic! And I could share them!
Then we get the announcement that the MogWeb will not be provided in the US release.
BUT THAT’S OK BECAUSE STANDARD FILE-SHARING GETS AROUND THIS.
Now if only I could get around to finishing Red Riding Hood and post it (with a script in case someone wants to convert to a non-US region, since the bigwigs at S-E decided to make three separate regions that aren’t cross-compatible WTF S-E?), you could all see just what goes on in my mind.
…that is, besides the surprisingly dark turn it’s taken now that I’ve been writing a more serious!Mateus. The bastard is fun.
AND, AND
Because this was so short, I’ll use this opportunity to make up for the fact that I actually missed a day.
Yeah, I wasn’t conscious on the sixth. I had a bad migraine. It took a few days to let up and its subsequent hangover lasted another three days.
AND SO, HERE IT IS.
Day 23.
Most Disappointing Dissidia Feature (or lack thereof)?
I’m gonna be honest with you guys—when I realized I was behind—a week and a half ago—I started thinking about this question.
And thinking.
AND THINKING.
Considering how good I am at playing the Devil’s Advocate, I can’t really think of one.
I’d like a slightly more involved/bigger quest-creation system (only ten elements of each? I feel a little stretched. …oh well, I can alway make it a multi-quest chain a la any given MMO!) but as my parenthetical here says, I’ve thought of a way around that.
Wifi-muiltiplayer would have been nice, but considering how hot the system runs when you’re fighting in ‘Mecia’s castle against an opponent, something tells me the system would explode in your hands if it tried to render that fight without the PS3 as go-between.
…actually, I take that back. It’s really minor, but.
HAY SQUEENIX, WHAT HAPPENED TO USING ALTS IN STORY MODE? YEAH.
…Feeble, yeah, but it’s all I can think of. XD
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REAL WOMEN ARE CONTINUING TO SPOUT RANDOM BABBLE
Date: 2011-06-25 02:06 am (UTC)How long have I been out cold?
I'm pretty sure Kuja was a lot bitchier before he punched me.
Or maybe that's just the concussion talking.
Also...why is my little bro scared of cutlery?
And...did Zidane just wink at me?
REAL WOMEN ARE HIGHLY AMUSED!
Date: 2011-06-25 02:07 am (UTC)REAL WOMEN ARE DEVIATING
Date: 2011-06-25 02:16 am (UTC)AND REAL WOMEN -STILL- CAN'T REMEMBER HOW TO SPELL REPREHENSIBLE!
Date: 2011-06-25 02:19 am (UTC)REAL WOMEN ARE STILL SPOUTING RANDOM BABBLE
Date: 2011-06-25 02:12 am (UTC)...WHY CAN'T I STOP STARING AT VAAN'S ABS!?
They look damn good...
Huh, oh yeah, Prishe wants to talk to me about the grand Lindblum feast I mentioned the other day. About time she warmed up to my charms!
I wonder if Vaan would like to come too?
DAMMIT!
I LIKE WOMEN! WOMEN!
And...is it just me or has Kuja stopped being a douchebag lately? (Considering everything else that booze has done to him I wouldn't be surprised)
Re: REAL WOMEN ARE CONTINUING TO SPOUT RANDOM BABBLE
Date: 2011-06-25 02:15 am (UTC)I got such a headache today. Probably because of that Jack Daniels stuff Kuja has.
Never did catch that lobster. He ran fast. And kept saying he wasn't a lobster. Weird. I know a lobster when I see a lobster.
Ziddy mentioned something about a festival. Almost ignored him but there's food. I like food.
Re: REAL WOMEN ARE CONTINUING TO SPOUT RANDOM BABBLE
Date: 2011-06-25 02:23 am (UTC)So in my first attempt to try and become a more amiable individual I offered to teach Onion Knight the proper way to cast flare. The judgemental look he gave me was uncalled for! I had no hidden agenda you little wretch, I was only looking out for your best interests!
I also tried assisting Vaan with his head wound; I cast my best curaga on him but he claims he is still suffering mild dizzyness. For some reason he believes that Zidane is making questionable advances towards him. I can't understand it; my magic should've restored him to perfect health!
I was even polite enough to attempt making small talk with Prishe. I asked her what her favourite play was, her response was "Bite me". I asked for her favourite symphony and her respone was "Bite me". I asked if she cared for a flare star to the face. Guess what her response was? Little bitch.
And the one person I thought I could rely on has proven most difficult. I gently took Zidane aside and informed him that I was aware of his secret (though the word is inept considering just how obvious it is!) and he fled from me as though I'd threatened his life! ZIDANE YOU MORON, IF YOU WON'T TRUST ME THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!?
Oooh... I need a drink.
REAL WOMEN PERSIST WITH RANDOM BABBLE
Date: 2011-06-25 02:26 am (UTC)OH SHIT.
Kuja said he's onto my secret.
He's gonna toy with me until I'm his little bitch slave...
I'M JUST CONFUSED---DON'T GO JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS!
Re: REAL WOMEN PERSIST WITH RANDOM BABBLE
Date: 2011-06-25 02:28 am (UTC)Lately the Brothers Slim have been acting strangely. I can't tell what's going on with them, but it's pretty damn funny. I wonder what Cosmos would say if she saw this.
Bet she'd find it funny. Goddesses usually have a sense of humor.
What's with Zidane? He looks like a ruby-red grapefruit lately.
...I need something to eat, and fast.
Re: REAL WOMEN PERSIST WITH RANDOM BABBLE
Date: 2011-06-25 02:35 am (UTC)Dear diary,
Perhaps if I tried to cook something for Prishe she'd stop being such an impertent little shrew towards me?
But I have no clue how to cook; cooking is for plebians! I have people to cook FOR me!
Now I know I am being ridiculous. Thinking of dirtying my hands for some uncouth waif.
But I suppose if I were to give her those chocolates that lovesick president offered me she would at least stop calling me 'Ladyboy'.
I AM a man you imbecile! DO YOU CARE FOR PROOF!?
REAL WOMEN—OH SNAP.
Date: 2011-06-25 02:36 am (UTC)Re: REAL WOMEN PERSIST WITH RANDOM BABBLE
Date: 2011-06-25 02:38 am (UTC)I've realised I've been looking at things from entirely the wrong way. So what if I think Vaan looks attractive? I still want to bang Prishe and that doesn't make me any less of a man!
I'm such an idiot, I should've though of this sooner: THREESOME.
I just need the right mood, some good food and a lot of Kuja's Jack Daniels and we're in business!
REAL WOMEN CONTINUE CRACK TO HELP WITH DARK!RP OVERLOAD!
Date: 2011-06-25 02:50 am (UTC)They keep getting weirder, and I don't know what I'm supposed to do with them. At first they were all chummy, and then they got...weird. Really weird.
Cosmos, why did you put me with their group? I forgot.
Zidane keeps looking at Vaan. But like the way he'd look at a girl.
Somehow I think something's not right hre.
REAL WOMEN CONTINUE CRACK BECAUSE THEY LIVE FOR IT!
Date: 2011-06-25 02:56 am (UTC)I feel as though I am cast out of some strange gathering and I have no idea what the reasons for it are.
Zidane can't keep his eyes off either Prishe or Vaan. Prishe I can understand (not to my tastes to be honest, too scrawny for one) but Vaan? As in the obviously male-flaunt-his-abs-for-all-to-bear-witness Vaan?
What has happened to my little brother? Clearly I have been so absorbed in my own life that I have entirely neglected this bizarre transformation of his. I must find out the root of this issue before it gets ridiculous---if it hasn't already.
And why is that Onion Knight child muttering about Cosmos under his breath like some adamant prayer?
Re: REAL WOMEN CONTINUE CRACK BECAUSE THEY LIVE FOR IT!
Date: 2011-06-25 03:37 am (UTC)Decided to stop giving Kuja so much hell and put on more clothes. Slightly. He's been out of sorts. Then again, when he's IN sorts he's weird.
I should mess with his head.
Wonder what he'd do if I pulled his tail.
…nah, that would be mean.
Ooh, I know what would mess with his head. I should feed him. >=D
Re: REAL WOMEN CONTINUE CRACK BECAUSE THEY LIVE FOR IT!
Date: 2011-06-25 03:45 am (UTC)...what insanity did I just escape from?
Prishe was offering me her spiced meat wraps or whatever those ghastly things are! The shrew was offering to share her morsels with me.
I have been abusing alcohol far too often; reality is now clouded by delusion as well!
I think I may crack...
REAL WOMEN ARE GETTING SLEEP DEPRIVED! MORE THAN USUAL!
Date: 2011-06-25 03:49 am (UTC)I know my cooking's good--but that uppity bastard refused it! What is WRONG with this world?
Maybe it's missing something.
Now what the hell was the name of that liquor? Tashiki? ....that wasn't it. ...Takili? Not it either...
Re: REAL WOMEN ARE GETTING SLEEP DEPRIVED! MORE THAN USUAL!
Date: 2011-06-25 03:53 am (UTC)My heart it is crushed.
Prishe's heart beats for another.
KUJA'S!
WHAT. THE. FUCK!?
So he's closer to her in age and looks tall, I can be tall! I WILL BE TALL ONE DAY!
I can't believe it; one minute we're all just sitting down at the campfire as usual and then she offers him her spicy hot tacos! She never gave me any! HE DOESN'T EVEN EAT THEM, THE LUCKY BASTARD!
I need to seriously up my game. So...Prishe likes men in skimpy outfits, huh? I can swing that way.
REAL WOMEN SERIOUSLY NEED TO SLEEP!
Date: 2011-06-25 03:54 am (UTC)TEQUILA! THAT WAS IT~
REAL WOMEN AGREE! GOOD NIGHT
Date: 2011-06-25 04:03 am (UTC)I am never touching that girl's cooking. EVER.
Not after seeing it emerge from Vaan's oesophagus.
And guess who had to cast Panacea and mop him up? I'm far too considerate a party leader, really.
Re: REAL WOMEN ARE GETTING SLEEP DEPRIVED! MORE THAN USUAL!
Date: 2011-06-25 03:54 am (UTC)Prishe's tacos are outta this world!
Kuja doesn't know what he's missing. Eh, more fool him.
REAL WOMEN ARE CARBON-BASED LIFEFORMS
Date: 2011-06-25 03:56 am (UTC)Prishe's cooking is AMAZING. But really spicy. Good thing we had a lot of water.
REAL WOMEN WEAR WHITE TROUSERS WHICH THEIR SOOTY PAWED CAT MUCKS UP!
Date: 2011-06-25 03:15 am (UTC)I think the Onion Knight kid is still hot on Prishe; he keeps giving her this weird look. Actually he keeps giving me that same look too. And Vaan!? Kid, that's your brother.
Okay maybe I'm just jumping to conclusions...
Also why is Kuja trying to spend so much time with me!? I know you find it difficult to talk to people, Kuja, really I do. And I'd love to help you out with your problems but I have a life too you know?
And he just had to bring up Garnet. Great. Now I feel terrible.
And I've got our song stuck in my head...
Re: REAL WOMEN ARE CONTINUING TO SPOUT RANDOM BABBLE
Date: 2011-06-25 02:30 am (UTC)Why did my little brother ask me if he looked like a lobster? He looks like a kid! Weird.
Oh and Kuja's being really creepy---I think he's flirting with me the same way Zidane is...
Sorry guys but I'm not interested. No matter how great your hips look.
Also that festival Zidane mentioned? I'd like to go if only cause it's a festival of the hunt. And there's no better hunter than me!
He also said something about food but I think he only said it to get Prishe's attention. I like food.