DDFF Meme: Day 31: Favourite summonstone?
Jul. 6th, 2011 03:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
railentheThere are so many! But, I’ll keep it short and go with the one that has been my saving grace for so many fights recently (not to mention netted me a WAY-under-ten-minutes Time Attack clear).
It’s…
Gilgamesh Morphing Time!
But seriously, my luck with this summon has been uncanny. Timed right, you can end a fight in under thirty seconds in Time Attack. Combine that damage with the Wall Rush damage, and most of them get stuck to 1 HP really fast.
In the spirit of “Pics or it didn’t happen,” I’m getting the cables out to convert my win versus Feral Chaos to prove this victory. (You know, Mateus makes that bastard a real cakewalk.) That replay will probably go up tomorrow.
And even in the instance that you get an Excalipoor, the timing you use to pop it with means that the HP attack is going to land NOW and so that brief crippling strike doesn’t really hurt you.
Runners-up
Behemoth
Bahamut
Chocobo (Roulette anyone?)
Moogle (What? I like the random aspect. AI can’t read it in the Labyrinth.)
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THIS CALLS FOR MY ICON!
Date: 2011-07-06 08:52 pm (UTC)I refuse to use a summonstone in 012 until I beat Feral Chaos! (I only just started equipping acessories) Until then I'll just choose Shiva for the sexyness and the fact that she stalks blushing young rebels!
YOU CRAZY?
Date: 2011-07-06 10:35 pm (UTC)I couldn't do that. I went out of my way to buy up as many of the things as I could before I marched on Feral Chaos. I even went so far as to give everyone a different rotation so that by the time we got to him the rotations would be fresh.
I have 4 icons of Kuja's crotch and ship Kefka/Golbez and Tidus/Exdeath, what do you think?
Date: 2011-07-06 10:55 pm (UTC)It's mainly because I'm too lazy to learn how the system works. So I just train myself until I've worked out how to fight most opponents and using a lot of patience keep retrying if they hurt my HP. That said, Kuja does very well against most of these level 120 manikins (except Imitation Despot in a small arena...poor boy got raeped)
To apologise for the trolling I include a Kujerra drabble I'm having trouble proceeding with. It's just about to get smutty but they aren't speaking to me.
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Their bodies pressed against each other, she can feel the heat rising off his skin, the prelude to a blazing trance.
Her voice muffles through their kiss and she breaks away. “No…”
“What is it?” His fingers gently try to pull her back as she squirms under his touch. “I don’t want---not like this.” She resolutely shakes her head. “Not tranced.”
She struggles to meet his eyes as she attempts to get the words out, her cheeks glowing bright red. “I want… I want us to…t-to make love as ourselves…”
Kuja opens his mouth to speak but Terra cuts him off. “Just once I want to be loved as an ordinary human girl and not some creature.” Even her eyes seem to quiver anxiously at this request. “Human…?” A low whisper ghosts her ear.
As if to highlight the issue Kuja’s tail brushes against her chin, pushing it upward to meet his gaze. “I mean…” Terra’s voice wavers as she wishes that she’d never brought it up. “As…as our true selves.” She clasps hold of the tail with one hand, nuzzling it against her cheek.
*You hear a series of squeaks and squeals. The Power Rangers troll is promptly forgotten*
Date: 2011-07-06 11:05 pm (UTC)Even.
Words.
What are words?
Tail. The cuuuuuuuute. The fluff. The--the--
*words desert again*
I really don't have words here. Just. *grabby hands*
*victory fanfare*
Date: 2011-07-06 11:13 pm (UTC)You know Terra loves that tail. And the hair feather. Even when he's not fluffy she loves cuddling him.
The fluff...it commands me!
Re: *victory fanfare*
Date: 2011-07-06 11:29 pm (UTC)If I had crack handy I'd post some. But it's kinda hard to concentrate on writing things like that while in the midst of RP
Have some more fluff!
Date: 2011-07-06 11:31 pm (UTC)---------------------
“A tail…?”
Katerin doesn’t say anything but it’s obvious that she more than wants to. Instead she wraps the dried off baby girl in a blanket and gently places her into Terra’s open arms. “Congratulations.” She quietly exits to give them some privacy. The orphans excited chattering can be heard from behind the door.
The baby begins squawking again and this time Terra is able to see to it, immediately rocking it in her arms and kissing its forehead. “Shh, shh, it’s okay…” she coos, already at ease. “Mama’s here.”
It whimpers and squeaks for a bit before settling down, squirming in its blanket. The tail pops out, not properly swaddled but Terra catches it with two fingers. It’s almost as thin as curtain cord and so short…
The-de-the b—
Date: 2011-07-06 11:38 pm (UTC)I keep giggling and I can't help it.
It is most aDAAAWable, no?
Date: 2011-07-06 11:50 pm (UTC)Random bystander: Oh, she's so precious!
Boy: I'mma boy!
Random bystander: Really? *laughs* Well gracious, you had me fooled!
Boy: It's twu! I'm a boy, aren't I, Papa?
Kuja: Of course you are, my darling.
Random bystander PAPA!?
Re: It is most aDAAAWable, no?
Date: 2011-07-06 11:58 pm (UTC)Relm, while she sketches the family's portrait: I bet my entire commission that the framer in Jidoor doesn't spot the boys.
Kuja: What? We're right here!
Relm: No offense to you but *scoffs* have you seen you?
Re: It is most aDAAAWable, no?
Date: 2011-07-07 12:10 am (UTC)And thus begins the gossip about the two pretty girls who adopted a bunch of strange tailed children. Some believe it's a side effect of magitek experiments, others believe it has something to do with the realm of espers, either way no one truly knows how the kids got their tails.
Tourist: Oh it's the flat chick this time...
Tourist 2: The flat one's the best! Have you seen what she's wearing!?
Tourist 3: Come on, baby, come to Papa...
Kuja: Might I ask what you're doing on my property?
Tourist 3: Hey lady, have you got a cold or something? You don't sound so hot.
Kuja: *trying not to lose his cool* You had better not be here to gawk at the 'tailed' children...
Tourist: Aw, let us see just one. We won't hurt 'em, just look.
Tourist 2: Please cutie...? Give us a chance to see some tail?
Kuja: Oh I'll show you some tail... *FLUFFYTIME!*
*after the explosions die down*
Date: 2011-07-07 12:14 am (UTC)The picture gracing the front shows a furry, tailed man casting magic on a gawker, while a kid in the background laughs and claps happily.[/i]
Of course
Date: 2011-07-07 12:24 am (UTC)Afterwards the kids kept griping at their Mama that they wanted to go to the circus. But Mama knows best.
Oh god this.
Date: 2011-07-07 12:57 am (UTC)Also I just noticed I slipped into BBCODE instead of HTML DAMMITWonder how they would react to an opera.
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Date: 2011-07-07 01:04 am (UTC)I'd find it highly amusing if one of the kids decides they absoloutely hate theatre and another decides they love it. Kuja would be crushed to learn that one of his darlings wanted nothing to do with culture!
Also I'm wondering what would happen if Kuja were to meet Ultros...
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Date: 2011-07-07 01:07 am (UTC)Brb while I lol forever. This better not take over my head.
*plays Ultros Boogie*
Date: 2011-07-07 01:15 am (UTC)Kuja: WHA-WHAT IS THIS!? GET OFF!!!
Ultros: Hehehehe...I'm just an octopus...
Kuja: GET THE HELL OFF ME YOU SCUMBAG!
Ultros: Yowza, she's a feisty one too!
You know where my train of thought is headed. This can only end with one horrified octopus or Kuja casting flare and making takoyaki.
Re: *plays Ultros Boogie*
Date: 2011-07-07 01:18 am (UTC)*stomach growls*
I'm hungry.
Can I have some sweet potato tempura with mine?
Either ending would be pretty lulzy. The Dragon's Neck Coliseum might need a new receptionist--
OOH! The other kid's into the fights!
Re: *plays Ultros Boogie*
Date: 2011-07-07 01:32 am (UTC)Boy: *bites into it* What's this purple thing?
Kuja: Oh it's nothing, my darling. Don't pay it any heed; just gobble up your dinner like a good boy.
Terra: ...Should I ask where you got the octopus?
Kuja would be so distressed to learn that his child wanted to be nothing more than a ruffian thug! (Bonus points if it's the girl)
Oldest girl: Papa, what ever happened to the Coliseum receptionist? I liked him.
Kuja: And he liked me a little too much...
Re: *plays Ultros Boogie*
Date: 2011-07-07 01:41 am (UTC)Kuja: And he liked me a little too much...
um. Violent this XD
Burning the midnight oil
Date: 2011-07-07 02:49 am (UTC)Jechtja
Kujerra
ADORABLE Kujerra
Blondja
(I love that Blondja one so much (especially since it's Terra who's responsible for his hair dye leaking) that I'm kind of regretting using up that fic request. Unless of course there's some art you want in which case let's talk)
I MEANT TO REPLY EARLIER BUT THE INTERNET DERPED
Date: 2011-07-07 04:41 pm (UTC)And Frankly I will just TAKE requests. I have to get out of this writer's block that has crippled me!
HEELP! *desperate*
DAMN DERPENET!
Date: 2011-07-07 04:49 pm (UTC)Blondja possibility #1: Kujerra. Terra notices the hair colour dissonance between the hair and the tail and has questions. Fluff, crack, humour is all good.
Blondja possibility #2: Cycle 012. To discomfort Thongboy, Kefka comments on how he found a long strand of blond hair that suspicously resembles that of a certain Cosmos warrior from Kuja's world. He also asks what tailboy is to him exactly, hinting that he knows PRECISELY what's going on. Dark.
ETA: Now that I think about it Mat also works well in the role of threatening detective.
Blondja possibility #3: Similar to the picture, Terra uses Water on Kuja and the hair dye runs out. Crack.
Also check my journal for my latest pixiv haul, something might spur you on. (Hopefully that last 589 crack pic)
Whilst I browse on Pixiv
Date: 2011-07-07 06:43 pm (UTC)Lightshipping, Chibi Onion Knight, more Lightshipping and POLEdancer!Bartz.
Also I found the Kujerra tag (though it's mostly platonic hence the name 'Ultima Siblings' so the romantic stuff you have to randomly find in the ディシディア, DFF, DDFF or デュオデシム tags. :/
Also Palamecia's tag. Oh and Mat has another tag besides his usual one called ウボァー which usually contains cracky pieces like this. Oh yeah and there's also a Cute Emperor tag, I kid you not. 2210 pokemon, anyone?
Re: Whilst I browse on Pixiv
Date: 2011-07-07 07:43 pm (UTC)…is it bad that I really think he WORKS that dress?
Re: Whilst I browse on Pixiv
Date: 2011-07-07 07:47 pm (UTC)