DDFF Meme: Day 31: Favourite summonstone?

[railenthe]

There are so many!  But, I’ll keep it short and go with the one that has been my saving grace for so many fights recently (not to mention netted me a WAY-under-ten-minutes Time Attack clear).

 

It’s…

Gilgamesh Morphing Time!

 

 

But seriously, my luck with this summon has been uncanny.  Timed right, you can end a fight in under thirty seconds in Time Attack.  Combine that damage with the Wall Rush damage, and most of them get stuck to 1 HP really fast.

In the spirit of “Pics or it didn’t happen,” I’m getting the cables out to convert my win versus Feral Chaos to prove this victory.  (You know, Mateus makes that bastard a real cakewalk.)  That replay will probably go up tomorrow.

And even in the instance that you get an Excalipoor, the timing you use to pop it with means that the HP attack is going to land NOW and so that brief crippling strike doesn’t really hurt you.

 

Runners-up

Behemoth

Bahamut

Chocobo (Roulette anyone?)

Moogle  (What?  I like the random aspect.  AI can’t read it in the Labyrinth.)

 

Comments

It is most aDAAAWable, no?

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

I told you they'd have very cute, very pretty, very androgynous fluffy tailed children. I bet everyone mistakes the boy for a girl.

Random bystander: Oh, she's so precious!
Boy: I'mma boy!
Random bystander: Really? *laughs* Well gracious, you had me fooled!
Boy: It's twu! I'm a boy, aren't I, Papa?
Kuja: Of course you are, my darling.
Random bystander PAPA!?

Re: It is most aDAAAWable, no?

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

PFFFFFFT!

Relm, while she sketches the family's portrait: I bet my entire commission that the framer in Jidoor doesn't spot the boys.

Kuja: What? We're right here!

Relm: No offense to you but *scoffs* have you seen you?

Re: It is most aDAAAWable, no?

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!

And thus begins the gossip about the two pretty girls who adopted a bunch of strange tailed children. Some believe it's a side effect of magitek experiments, others believe it has something to do with the realm of espers, either way no one truly knows how the kids got their tails.

Tourist: Oh it's the flat chick this time...
Tourist 2: The flat one's the best! Have you seen what she's wearing!?
Tourist 3: Come on, baby, come to Papa...
Kuja: Might I ask what you're doing on my property?
Tourist 3: Hey lady, have you got a cold or something? You don't sound so hot.
Kuja: *trying not to lose his cool* You had better not be here to gawk at the 'tailed' children...
Tourist: Aw, let us see just one. We won't hurt 'em, just look.
Tourist 2: Please cutie...? Give us a chance to see some tail?
Kuja: Oh I'll show you some tail... *FLUFFYTIME!*

*after the explosions die down*

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

[i]The Jidoor Herald comes out three days later, mentioning the fact that three men who had come to gawk at the summer home of a man identified only as 'Mr King' had to be taken to Figaro, where advances in technology and medicine could better treat the injuries they sustained.

The picture gracing the front shows a furry, tailed man casting magic on a gawker, while a kid in the background laughs and claps happily.[/i]

Of course

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

Terra was not amused with this development. That was until the exact same thing happened a few weeks later only this time the people asked if she'd consider selling one of them for their circus. The Figaro surgeons did their best but they admit that even with the finest of modern medicine there is little they can do about the three dozen scars lining the man's face.

Afterwards the kids kept griping at their Mama that they wanted to go to the circus. But Mama knows best.

Oh god this.

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

Sweet COSMOS, this.

Also I just noticed I slipped into BBCODE instead of HTML DAMMIT

Wonder how they would react to an opera.

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

Hmm... I don't know.

I'd find it highly amusing if one of the kids decides they absoloutely hate theatre and another decides they love it. Kuja would be crushed to learn that one of his darlings wanted nothing to do with culture!

Also I'm wondering what would happen if Kuja were to meet Ultros...

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

Oh, god.

Brb while I lol forever. This better not take over my head.

*plays Ultros Boogie*

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

(Tentacles wrap themselves around Kuja)
Kuja: WHA-WHAT IS THIS!? GET OFF!!!
Ultros: Hehehehe...I'm just an octopus...
Kuja: GET THE HELL OFF ME YOU SCUMBAG!
Ultros: Yowza, she's a feisty one too!

You know where my train of thought is headed. This can only end with one horrified octopus or Kuja casting flare and making takoyaki.

Re: *plays Ultros Boogie*

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

Takoyaki…
*stomach growls*
I'm hungry.
Can I have some sweet potato tempura with mine?

Either ending would be pretty lulzy. The Dragon's Neck Coliseum might need a new receptionist--

OOH! The other kid's into the fights!

Re: *plays Ultros Boogie*

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

Terra: Dear, it's so sweet of you to cook for once.
Boy: *bites into it* What's this purple thing?
Kuja: Oh it's nothing, my darling. Don't pay it any heed; just gobble up your dinner like a good boy.
Terra: ...Should I ask where you got the octopus?

Kuja would be so distressed to learn that his child wanted to be nothing more than a ruffian thug! (Bonus points if it's the girl)

Oldest girl: Papa, what ever happened to the Coliseum receptionist? I liked him.
Kuja: And he liked me a little too much...

Re: *plays Ultros Boogie*

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

*pfft* *pfftfftftfpt* *violent gigglefit followed by chugging sparkling water to fix the choke*
Kuja: And he liked me a little too much...

um. Violent this XD