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railenthe*trudges through the door*
*faceplants*
*gets up, puts on a pot of water*
*Kicks off shoes*
TEA DAMMIT.
Today’s day at work?
Like yesterday.
Only worse.
Long story short: The dryers broke down three times (and might still be out of commission tomorrow. Good thing I don’t work tomorrow). I was late to work because my back-up phone, the one that’s only good as a clock because everything else on it is busted—the clock on it is dead now.
Someone walked off the job today. We had to pick up her rooms.
No one got out of that damned hotel before five.
And then, the bus passed us up. While we were standing there.
Rode the loop bus back, the long way, but by the time I got back into town I had to walk home because the bus I take to my building was done running for the night.
I’m going to take a long, mentholated soak because my knee hurts LIKE HELL and so does my elbow (Is there such a thing as bed elbow?), then I’m gonna drink my GODSDAMN TEA. Then I’ll eat something.
After that’s taken care of, guess what? I’m converting videos!
Just give me a while…
*THUD*
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Bah and Humbug!
Date: 2011-07-11 02:24 am (UTC)How the hell did that person who walked off the job get away with that? I'm guessing her ass is toast. The nerve of some people.
Anyhow, this probably isn't helping so instead, Palamecia kink, sketched just now. (WARNING: contains boobies.)
BUT I LIKE BOOBIES
Date: 2011-07-11 02:28 am (UTC)*staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares*
Holy damn, ma'am. I think--*rattles head side to side. Hears clinking and tiny voices*
There. Muses, you must work through the hangover! OR ELSE
SO DOES MATEUS!
Date: 2011-07-11 02:32 am (UTC)I love drawing boobies. Dunno why, I just do.
And to break your brain even further, I drew a picture of my new pet. He's so cute, I just wanna name him Mr Snuggle Wuggles and pet him forever more~!
I SHOULD NOT EAT POPCORN SHRIMP AND CLICK LINKS AT THE SAME TIME
Date: 2011-07-11 02:37 am (UTC)I absolutely LOVE Kuja's expression.
DO I HAVE TO PUT UP CHOKING HAZARD WARNINGS NOW?
Date: 2011-07-11 02:42 am (UTC)Thanks. But Kuja's expression is essentially my default delighted!chibi face, look, Yuna's pulling the exact same one in this art request from the last batch.
MIGHT NOT BE A BAD IDEA
Date: 2011-07-11 02:50 am (UTC)Somehow the name makes me want to see him chibified....HOW WOULD THAT EVEN
I AM CONSIDERING IT...
Date: 2011-07-11 02:56 am (UTC)I COULD TRY IT! IT'S ALL A QUESTION OF PUTTING HIM IN THE METAPHORICAL WASH SO THAT HE SHRINKS!
I am seriously thinking about getting a messanger system for the computer within the next few weeks, once I learn what it can handle. Poor old thing really doesn't like a lot of the things I try to get it to support (it won't handle Noesis or MediaGo for one) so I need to work out what suits it. Once I've got something I'll do an f-locked announcement on my journal and PM those who want it. And having a fic!bitch is seriously tempting...MWAHAHAHA!!!
MOST OF THEM ARE FAIRLY LOW RESOURCE LOAD
Date: 2011-07-11 03:04 am (UTC)This'll help. Gimme your computer's specs and I can tell you what you can run!
OH MY GOD IT'S WORKING!
Date: 2011-07-11 03:13 am (UTC)Microsoft Windows XP
Media Center Edition
Version 2002
Service Pack 2
That seems to be the defining factor I'm guessing. RAM is 0.99GB. (Yeah, I know very little about computers)
Also I may be creating a little crack illustration with the Mr Snuggle Wuggles chibi. One that hopefully will inspire you to write something...
DURR HURR!
Date: 2011-07-11 03:31 am (UTC)RAM's about the level of a netbook. I'm guessing your PC's a seasoned old broad, used to the rigors of the daily grind. Kinda like the original!Jeannie, somehow running XP with only half that RAM but still making it work, and four and five things at once…it's too bad that gravity, o harsh mistress, did her in…
I'M OFF TOPIC DAMMIT
You can run current!Messenger, methinks. You can definitely run Trillian…but the latest build of Trillian's a little derpy, I can tell you.
Just hit either site and go for it!
WARNING: With that ram I wouldn't recommend doing more than eight things with it going at the same time—although you probably don't have task!ADD like I do. XD
THANK YE MUCHLY!
Date: 2011-07-11 03:46 am (UTC)Ah, in other news: OMGWTFBBQ DONE!
WARNINGS: NOT BRAINSAFE!
YEE CUTE!
Date: 2011-07-11 03:59 am (UTC)Terra…cuddling chibi!Feral Chaos…
BRB. I've got to explain the maniacal laughter to my neighbor.
I'LL BEAR THAT IN MIND
Date: 2011-07-11 04:07 am (UTC)I like to think Kuja gave it to her as a present. Because he knows she loves cuddling just about anything and what better way to show off than having his beloved keep the demonic beast as a pet?
CRACK ONELINER IS CRACK
Date: 2011-07-11 04:08 am (UTC)SILLYNESS IS WHAT I DO BEST!
Date: 2011-07-11 04:13 am (UTC)Kuja: My dear, it was that way when I happened upon him.
Terra: Oh. *huggles Mr Snuggle Wuggles* You poor thing, was someone cruel to you? Well don't worry because I'm going to take good care of you.
Kuja: And if he gets out of hand a swift ultima proves to do the trick.
Terra: Oh no, he won't give us any trouble, will you Mr Snuggle Wuggles?
Kuja: *snort*
And thus begins the saga of the frighteningly huge pets.
Date: 2011-07-11 04:14 am (UTC)Tea + reading that comment = choking fit
Date: 2011-07-11 04:21 am (UTC)*thumps self to try and aid her windpipe*
Soon came Malboro. Although the first few weeks were a stench filled hell, once they got it to use mouthwash 5 times a day it proved to be a perfectly affectionate (albeit perverted) member of the household. However they must exercise caution not to let it get too clingy; those tentacles just love going for people's panties...
AND NOT JUST TERRA'S PANTIES EITHER.
Date: 2011-07-11 04:40 am (UTC)The miniature white chocobo, Toko, was not amused when it tried to usurp the Cute Throne.
A compromise was reached when the Tonberry started spoiling them both rotten by spoonfeeding them.
VIVIAN HAS A PARTICULAR FONDNESS FOR THE GOLDEN BRIEFS
Date: 2011-07-11 04:46 am (UTC)The Tonberry also proved to be a brilliant nanny for the smaller children. They always ate their veggies when Tonberry fed them.
By this point Duane and Katerin had learned to simply shrug off any strangeness involving those two. So when the Adamantoise moved in, they just sighed and told the orphans to ask Mama and Papa's permission to ride it.
HAHA!
Date: 2011-07-11 04:52 am (UTC)The Adamantoise doesn't move quickly, but that's a good thing. It's surprisingly good at herding children into manageably sized groups.
The children had to learn that the Adamantoise was not a bouncy castle!
Date: 2011-07-11 04:58 am (UTC)Once again the sick ward in Figaro is swamped.
Date: 2011-07-11 05:31 am (UTC)'Gerad' watched as his cronies received stitches, stables, and other reassembly treatments from the medics.
"We jes' thought you'd like one o' them tailkids to attract people to the--"
There was a huge WHIRR as a chainsaw revved.
"I suppose you'd like to lose the other one, too."
"N-never mind, boss."
You don't mess with Mama
Date: 2011-07-11 05:43 am (UTC)"I still say you went too lightly on them."
"Could we please not talk about this?" Terra had yet to put her three darlings down or resume to her normal form, not that they seemed to mind. "You're so soft, Mama!"
Kuja sniffed as he noticed Tonberry jabbing at the discarded potato sack with a blood stained spoon again. Whilst Terra had caused 90% of the grevious wounds that had resorted in the would-be kidnappers being dashed to the critical ward in Figaro, one of them had received several deep lacerations that one could only identify as caused by some sort of eating utensil.
"Good boy..."
THESE BOOTS WERE MADE FOR KISSING, AND THAT PERMISSION I NOW GIVE YOU!
Date: 2011-07-11 05:55 am (UTC)MWAH! MWAH! MWA---PTOOOEEY! EEW...GRIT...
Date: 2011-07-11 06:00 am (UTC)Hmm, yeah a "PLONK!" should do it...
A fork goes "FWANK!!!" methinks...
-------------------
"Do it again, do it again!"
"Children, stop encouraging him! He's only supposed to stab intruders."
"You mean not at all."
"Of course I don--"
Little pink hairs were starting to dance over Terra's skin.
"As Mama said: not at all."
Tonberry Apology!
Date: 2011-07-11 06:04 am (UTC)Apparently a tonberry apology consists of giving the recipient a lit candle, followed by a wobbly little bow.
Tonberries aren't that graceful, however, and often the bow turns into a faceplant.
Luckily, it is adorable, and all is forgiven after the laughter subsides.
TEH CUTE, IT COMPELS ME!
Date: 2011-07-11 06:08 am (UTC)Now if you'll excuse me, I must away to my bed and dream of this ridiculously adorable household!
Goodnight, sweet genius. <3
no subject
Date: 2011-07-11 07:03 pm (UTC)Webcam to gif
Pffffffff---BAHAHA!
Date: 2011-07-11 10:21 pm (UTC)*bow*
Date: 2011-07-11 10:24 pm (UTC)Because this would be the perfect derp icon.
And now I can't help thinking of the toy!turrets....
Date: 2011-07-11 07:55 pm (UTC)Toy!Turret 17 says:
Date: 2011-07-11 10:30 pm (UTC)*NERF-DART HAILSTORM*
I think you scared it.
Date: 2011-07-11 10:32 pm (UTC)I was told there would be cake.
Date: 2011-07-11 10:49 pm (UTC)Re: I was told there would be cake.
Date: 2011-07-11 10:50 pm (UTC)Re: I was told there would be cake.
Date: 2011-07-11 11:05 pm (UTC)*slowly advances on the cake with a fork and knife*