P-p-p…peh…porn…chair.
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railentheEp. 3. Porn chair.
My reactions, over about seven seconds:
0:00—Oh, what a minimalist room. Huge wall of a TV though--
0:01—Ooh, door.
0:02—OH HAI YOU’RE NOT WEARING MUCH—errr, dayum.
0:03—WALK SLOWER DAMMIT thank god he’s not shiny at least
0:04—Oh sweet lord he’s sitting down
0:05—Whoa whoa camera angle, you’re making this look like—*gibberish*
Seriously he’s not even doing anything and yet my brain’s going—
0:06 – 0:07—*just sort of staring at the screen now.
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Date: 2011-07-20 04:04 am (UTC)So how are you enjoying it so far?
See Icon For Answer To That Query.
Date: 2011-07-20 04:17 am (UTC)But Kotetsu's so…he's hard to describe without resorting to noises you typically hear at concerts in which there are hot boys.
I DEMAND to know how anyone can look so damn hot by doing nothing but SITTING IN A CHAIR. Those devilish, devilish camera angles—somehow, using perspective to hide things made him look even MORE suggestive.
…there is a powerful weapon in this, the Porn Chair Jutsu. I must learn how to harness it in writing…
It has EVERYTHING. Beefcake, stuff blowing up, cheesecake, a snarky boss ("If you don't like it, you can quit" might be one of the best boss!catchphrases ever), stuff blowing up…
A porn chair…
The freshest take on the genre I've ever seen…
A porn chair…
Mmm hmm.
Date: 2011-07-20 04:26 am (UTC)We need to find a way to write in a Dissidia porn chair somehow... (I bet Mateus has one in Club Marilith but we're talking only marginally AU crack here.)
I have to say that I love the way it seamlessly encorporates both goofy light heartedness and extreme gut wrenching drama (you haven't got there quite yet but give it a few episodes and the angst will curbstomp you) without whiplash. That and it's one of the smartest animes I've watched, not only in the way that it takes jabs at the genre with it's fridge logic but also how the episodes themselves unfold.
Also so much belligerent sexual tension. Those two are so doing it, yah huh. Just give them five minutes alone in the pornchair and BANG! Instant R-18 doujinshi.
Those camera angles are beautiful... (I seem to have an angle fetish when it comes to my artwork. Hardly ever do I draw characters looking straight ahead)
So about that Dissidia!Porn chair...
DISSIDIA PORN CHAIR. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
Date: 2011-07-20 05:30 am (UTC)Does he agree to the bunny plushie, or is this Kotetsu just being a snarky ass?
Either way is AWESOME.If it handles the Drama as well as it does the Idle and Action, I will be one happy camper.
Mmmmm…PORN CHAIR IMAGES.
…I think I'm liking where this idea is going. Dissidia does need one. And angles = good. They're highlights.
WE MUST HAVE DDFF!PORN CHAIR.
DISSIDIA PORN CHAIR, GET OUT OF OUR DREAMS AND INTO OUR FANON!
Date: 2011-07-20 05:44 am (UTC)Of course it's Kotetsu being a snarky ass! And it is AWESOME!
It does. Seriously never has my jaw dropped consecutively every week until Tiger and Bunny. Episode 16 will have you unable to hinge it back up for hours.
*is totally not making storyboard sketches for a doujinshi of 'Breaking In'* You know you've got a problem when you have what you refer to as 'crotch cam' in your list of shots.
I'LL WIRE IT TOGETHER AGAIN DAMMIT
Date: 2011-07-20 08:39 pm (UTC)SugartitsGolbez.Seriously, all day at work I've been distracted. I was trying to clean a a fridge? Mind goes to tea. Move a couch? Porn chair.
Dust a picture frame? Porn chair.
Dust a headboard? Tea AND porn chair.
…somewhere, either in a one-shot or in one of the AU's my brain has, there must be a porn chair…
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Date: 2011-07-20 04:21 am (UTC)THISISRELEVANTTOMYINTERESTS
LIKE BURNING.
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Date: 2011-07-20 04:35 am (UTC)*totally does not have a folder of T&B porn courtesy of Schala*
LIES
Date: 2011-07-20 04:37 am (UTC)I think I have incentive to learn how to navigate Pixiv.