FFIX, Disc 2 Impressions.

[railenthe]

First, a letter to the internet.

 

Dear Internet:

QUIT DERPING!

Signed, Railenthe Y. Zeal.

 

*Previously, on FFIX DISC 1:

 

Oh look.  It’s Beatrix, come to kick our asses.

 

…!!!  Oh, hello there, he of the heavily emphasized crotch!  Why, you could almost rival David Bowie Himself with that highlit heaven-rod!

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Toffee told me not to get too attached to any towns.

 

I like Cleyra.  Really like Cleyra.  It’s a city built into a tree, hidden by a sacred—

 

*BOOOOOOOOOOOM*

 

I KNOW YOU DIDN’T JUST TAKE OUT CLEYRA, YOU ELEPHANTINE BLUE BITCH!

 

 

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Oh look.  It’s Beatrix, come to kick our asses.

 

 

*later*

 

Oh look, It’s Beatrix, come to kick our asses again.

 

*later, as we go off to save Dagger*

 

OH HAI BEATRIX.  HAVE A GO AT MY CUSHY BADONKADONK.  HERE I’LL EVEN BEND OVER.

 

*later*

 

OH HAI BEATRIX—eh?  You’re on our side?  I’LL TAKE IT.

 

*later*

 

I KNOW YOU DIDN’T JUST NUKE LINDBLUM, YOU CERULEAN WHORE!

 

 

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*Three hours later*

 

 

I’ve been stuck inside Fossil Roo so long that…if you can believe this…I’ve gone from thinking the gargants are creepy to thinking they’re cute.

 

*Two hours later*

 

Yep.  I’ve found Kuppo, but still lost.  *holds up a flower*  Here, Gargie!  C’mere!  Good boy!  *feeds, hops on, and rides around the area again*

 

…I seriously hope I can go back here sometime.  I missed a chest and besides, between the music and the gargants, I love this place.