FFIX, Disc 2 Impressions.

[railenthe]

First, a letter to the internet.

 

Dear Internet:

QUIT DERPING!

Signed, Railenthe Y. Zeal.

 

*Previously, on FFIX DISC 1:

 

Oh look.  It’s Beatrix, come to kick our asses.

 

…!!!  Oh, hello there, he of the heavily emphasized crotch!  Why, you could almost rival David Bowie Himself with that highlit heaven-rod!

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Toffee told me not to get too attached to any towns.

 

I like Cleyra.  Really like Cleyra.  It’s a city built into a tree, hidden by a sacred—

 

*BOOOOOOOOOOOM*

 

I KNOW YOU DIDN’T JUST TAKE OUT CLEYRA, YOU ELEPHANTINE BLUE BITCH!

 

 

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Oh look.  It’s Beatrix, come to kick our asses.

 

 

*later*

 

Oh look, It’s Beatrix, come to kick our asses again.

 

*later, as we go off to save Dagger*

 

OH HAI BEATRIX.  HAVE A GO AT MY CUSHY BADONKADONK.  HERE I’LL EVEN BEND OVER.

 

*later*

 

OH HAI BEATRIX—eh?  You’re on our side?  I’LL TAKE IT.

 

*later*

 

I KNOW YOU DIDN’T JUST NUKE LINDBLUM, YOU CERULEAN WHORE!

 

 

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*Three hours later*

 

 

I’ve been stuck inside Fossil Roo so long that…if you can believe this…I’ve gone from thinking the gargants are creepy to thinking they’re cute.

 

*Two hours later*

 

Yep.  I’ve found Kuppo, but still lost.  *holds up a flower*  Here, Gargie!  C’mere!  Good boy!  *feeds, hops on, and rides around the area again*

 

…I seriously hope I can go back here sometime.  I missed a chest and besides, between the music and the gargants, I love this place.

Comments

*looks up from kanji dictionary then laughs all the way home*

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

You good with crack. I happy.

(Speaking of Vivi being 'big' or not... have he and Zidane undergone that 'male ritual' yet?)

*bows, prepares the day's third cup of tea*

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Quina's fun to write. And in retrospect, my attitude toward food is like if Prishe and Quina ever met…

(And yes, it just happened. Giggled the whole damn time. I almost thought Eiko would walk in on them XDD)

Mmm, tea~!

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe that ritual really needs to be brought up more. I mean the crack potential of that thing! (I can just imagine Zidane suggesting this to Squall and Bartz!)

The fact that he is literally pissing on the graves of Eiko's relatives makes me wonder if this is his way of getting back at her for not co-operating.

Re: Mmm, tea~!

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

Missed Moment of Funny much S-E?
I see Bartz being all for it. Squall's reaction: WHAT?

Hell he might not have even noticed. He's been having dense!moments lately—The Ceremony for instance. XD