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FFIX, Disc 2 Impressions.
First, a letter to the internet.
Dear Internet:
QUIT DERPING!
Signed, Railenthe Y. Zeal.
*Previously, on FFIX DISC 1:
Oh look. It’s Beatrix, come to kick our asses.
…!!! Oh, hello there, he of the heavily emphasized crotch! Why, you could almost rival David Bowie Himself with that highlit heaven-rod!
Toffee told me not to get too attached to any towns.
I like Cleyra. Really like Cleyra. It’s a city built into a tree, hidden by a sacred—
*BOOOOOOOOOOOM*
I KNOW YOU DIDN’T JUST TAKE OUT CLEYRA, YOU ELEPHANTINE BLUE BITCH!
Oh look. It’s Beatrix, come to kick our asses.
*later*
Oh look, It’s Beatrix, come to kick our asses again.
*later, as we go off to save Dagger*
OH HAI BEATRIX. HAVE A GO AT MY CUSHY BADONKADONK. HERE I’LL EVEN BEND OVER.
*later*
OH HAI BEATRIX—eh? You’re on our side? I’LL TAKE IT.
*later*
I KNOW YOU DIDN’T JUST NUKE LINDBLUM, YOU CERULEAN WHORE!
*Three hours later*
I’ve been stuck inside Fossil Roo so long that…if you can believe this…I’ve gone from thinking the gargants are creepy to thinking they’re cute.
*Two hours later*
Yep. I’ve found Kuppo, but still lost. *holds up a flower* Here, Gargie! C’mere! Good boy! *feeds, hops on, and rides around the area again*
…I seriously hope I can go back here sometime. I missed a chest and besides, between the music and the gargants, I love this place.
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Yuna's reaction: Blushing, fleeing and secretly being pleased with what she saw.
Lightning's reaction: Eyebrow raised in disgust before telling them to quit acting like schoolboys and get a grip.
Prishe's reaction: Amused but not impressed.
Tifa's reaction: A little disturbed but cordial enough to say that she'll leave 'em alone for a few minutes before dashing off to giggle wildly.
Cosmos's reaction: They should learn to trust and fully accept one another. That means unzipping, Leonheart.
Ultimecia's reaction: ENTERTAINED.
CoD's reaction: Being most interested and expected them to continue whilst it watches.
PFFFFFFFT.