WAUGH!!!

Aug. 25th, 2011 07:57 pm
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Countdown to Judgement Day:  24 Days

 

*trudgety-trudge*

 

*trudge*

 

*tosses stuff onto the newly cleared chair*

 

Espresso…or a latte…either way…

 

 

Well, today was interesting.

 

The days that I missed due to the BSoD I had last week on learning the countdown had begun have been made up in one fell swoop.  Eight-and-a-half hour shift, with a rotating Laundry/Rooms assignment.  My leg is giving me the most exquisite sort of pain, a stretching-frozen sort of sensation that demands the magic of Tiger Balm and a compression bandage.  I only just made it in time before the bank closed, avoiding the looming overdraft fee.

 

I JUST stepped into my apartment five minutes ago.

 

I need reeeeeeeeeeeeest… *flops over*

 

Medic…preferably a medic packing a latte…

Date: 2011-08-26 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toffeethesnob.livejournal.com
Aaargh and after you tried to go back early too... Talk about a no-win situation.

At least there now be money in the bank?

Eiko, stop being tsuntsun with Vivi and fetch the woman a latte, stat!

Blargle

Date: 2011-08-26 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] railenthe.livejournal.com
I'm half convinced that if they just REMOVE AND REPLACE the knee assembly my problem'll stop for the most part. I'm currently raiding the fridge for things that don't require much effort so I can take a dose of PAINKILLERS.

Not aspirin, either—serious stuff. This has flared up to levels similar to when I was walking with a cane. If I find it. I've got about seven doses left. Cut myself off so I'd have something in case of an emergency.

Lessee here: Muscle spasms, check. Won't hold weight, check. Crunchy noises, check. Icy burning pain? Check.

HERE, NARCOTICS, NARCOTICS NARCOTICS! They'll go well with this latte!

This calls for FIERCE HAIR GEL!

Date: 2011-08-26 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toffeethesnob.livejournal.com
Ugh, it's never good when you have no choice but to hit the strong stuff.

If only we had elixirs in real life! (The closest I've ever got to that is Lagavulin Whiskey - tastes meh but feels as though FIRE is pouring down your throat and instantly invigorating you to TAKE NO CRAP FROM NOTHING)

Hmm... I wonder if there are any cracktastic ideas that can be had with FF characters and their drugs... (though we already know that Zid is a coke addict; give him a bottle cap and he goes bonkers!)

NOW I JUST NEED TO FIND IT

Date: 2011-08-26 01:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] railenthe.livejournal.com
*limpy-gimpy*

Elixirs...I'd buy THAT for a dollar, as they used to say.

Zidane, pop junkie. =D I LIKE IT

Date: 2011-08-26 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toffeethesnob.livejournal.com
*accidently misconstrued pop junkie for pop music junkie instead of pop drink junkie*

Maybe his original reason for stalking Squall is because he brought soda with him?

Date: 2011-08-26 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] railenthe.livejournal.com
"Hey. Hey, Squall. You got another bottle of soda on you?"

"Don't they have it where you're from?"

"Yeah but--it's so hard to come by. We see stuff like this maybe once a year. So do you have another one?"

Date: 2011-08-26 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toffeethesnob.livejournal.com
After the second bottle Monkey Boy is bouncing off the walls, running up them and then trying to see if he can glide up them from the sugar rush.

By the third he is climbing all over Squall and making odd little gibbering sounds.

Squall monologues that he likes it more than he cares to admit.

Date: 2011-08-26 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] railenthe.livejournal.com
And oddly, he also doesn't seem to mind the grabby hands, either. At least when they stay within reasonable areas above the waist.

Date: 2011-08-26 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toffeethesnob.livejournal.com
The moment Squall hears the words "Ooo soft!" he knows it's time to reach for his gunblade.

That's…such a NICE image XD

Date: 2011-08-26 02:45 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I suddenly see him just going grabby-hands on Squall's fine, fine ass…

Suddenly I don't mind the fact that I'm fading out thanks to heavy heavy painkillers!

Re: That's…such a NICE image XD

Date: 2011-08-26 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] railenthe.livejournal.com
LOL. I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE I'M IN THE WRONG BROWSER. THAT COMMENT WAS ME NOT SOME RANDOM PERVERT...

NOT TO SAY I'M A SPECIFIC PERVERT...

I think the meds have kicked in. XD

Re: I am terrible.

Date: 2011-08-26 01:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] railenthe.livejournal.com
Might have to. I can't seem to find the heavy stuff.

All else fails, I'll chase my aspirin with a heavy dose of valerian. I can't do ANYTHING with these muscle spasms. And refilling THAT med won't do me any good just yet since I won't have it until tomorrow... I don't have any refills left on the pain pill but SOMETHIng must be done with these spasms. I don't like watching my leg try to dance without me.

Date: 2011-08-26 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] musicalsharpie.livejournal.com
...Medic.... 'Heavy' stuff. Okay now stop that!

Blegh. I hate having to watch your posts of suffering since I can't do anything to halp but make you laugh. D:

Heh...haha...HAHAHA!

Date: 2011-08-26 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] railenthe.livejournal.com
That! That WAS AWESOME!

And LO AND BEHOLD, I hath chanced upon a heavy painkiller and antispasmodic! My leg will shut up soon!

/o/

Date: 2011-08-26 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] musicalsharpie.livejournal.com
We all know the Medic is tsun for Heavy. But... I'm sure they'll respawn after that. Maybe...

GOOD. Don't need anyone else in pain around here. >_>;;

Oh they WILL.

Date: 2011-08-26 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] railenthe.livejournal.com
In fact they'll respawn in roughly that position, and they'll have to explain this.

Scout will be FAR too amused.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Date: 2011-08-26 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] musicalsharpie.livejournal.com
They will all respond in dancing. Scout trying to show off the most.

Because you know. There are only dudes in the base. (inb4PYRO) What else is there to do once they get drugged up thanks to Medic to make it seem like it was all a part of the party?

Re: PFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Date: 2011-08-26 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] railenthe.livejournal.com
Scout: Dude--what the f--what the fuck was in that sandwich?

Medic: Nothing! *aura of doves*

Everyone else: ...

Date: 2011-08-26 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] musicalsharpie.livejournal.com
Spy: It was the sound of the virgin attempting his pathetic mating ritual! Hon hon hon!

Scout: WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE, TOUGH GUY?

Medic: Zis is going just as I expected. /grin

Heavy: Wat that mean, doctor?


Now I wish there was a MEDICJUSTASPLANNED picture.

Date: 2011-08-26 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] railenthe.livejournal.com
I would LOVE to see that fight scene play out.

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