Rules of Ettiquete for Guests at Hotels!

(YES my titles suck.)

Note:  The following entry is (mostly) satirical in nature.  It doesn't reflect on any chain, any hotel, any motel, or any bed and breakfast in particular.  If you don't agree with something in here, you have been warned.  It's largely pulled from my experiences, but some of it is also from the war stories of my co-workers at the hotel.  Then there's the fiction factor added for the satire itself.  (See if you can guess what's fiction. ^_____^)

 

( You've probably been to a hotel sometime or another, right? )