I feel like a sellout, for doing it, but—

Upgraded the account for more userpics.  Now I look like an actual webpage, which means that I might be able to pass this thing off as official business when I check out my mail and crap.

I'd had more to say than this, but I acidentally hit the wrong shortcut keys, and so I'm so aggravated with myself for my stupidity that I really don't feel like typing out the entire text block.  I'l still re-do the actual interesting part, though.

( It's under the cut. What? It's long! …-ish. )