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If you try to skewer a 24-hour buttermilk-marinated fried chicken breast while it is cooking, it will make the grease explode.
If you turn on the hot water FIRST after your water has been shut off for more than three hours, you WILL knock something loose. Start with the cold tap first.
Stay out of the Fel Reaver's range. You cannot outrun it.
Keep cast-iron skillets on low when you're frying chicken. See above for the consequences.
Remember: You break it, you tank it. Oh god, do you tank it.
If you turn on the hot water FIRST after your water has been shut off for more than three hours, you WILL knock something loose. Start with the cold tap first.
Stay out of the Fel Reaver's range. You cannot outrun it.
Keep cast-iron skillets on low when you're frying chicken. See above for the consequences.
Remember: You break it, you tank it. Oh god, do you tank it.
