Current mood: STUPID SEXY WALLACE
Jan. 30th, 2015 04:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
railentheIn case that makes no sense, here's an explanation.
In Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire there is this gym leader, Wallace. (In Emerald HE WAS THE DAMN CHAMPION). In the remakes they heavily allude that after your victory that he's gonna take over that role for REASONS at some point.
A google search will show you what he started off looking like BUT TO SAVE YOU SOME TIME AND KILL YOUR BRAIN NOW THIS IS WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH NOW. I MEAN LOOK. THIS IS OFFICIAL. AND IT'S STRIPPERIFFIC. ON A GUY. AND IT IS GLORIOUS. AND MY BRAIN IS GONE.
Fricken frak-hell right?
YEAH.
YES that outfit has AB WINDOWS. HIP WINDOWS. IT IS A PERFECT KUJA OUTFIT WERE HE FEELING CONSERVATIVE ONE DAY.
(you know, except that he's voiced by Morikawa out of game in recent material, and in a delicious piece of hilarity there's this moment in game where he helps you STOP a calamity from the skies DOES THIS SOUND LIKE SOMEONE WE KNOW)
And this is exacerbated by the fact that I have a plot bunny brewing with this other guy here.
This guy right here is Steven Stone. Doesn't he rock HAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE pleasedontkillme
Son of a corporation's president, rock collectorwho craves that mineral and current champion, not to mention a REALLY FREAKING SHARP DRESSER I MEAN COME ON. Really chill, almost icy, logical, and when that giant disaster strikes proposes this solution that will basically take the meteor and chuck it somewhere else another world out there (who cares what happens to that other world out there FUCK that we need to save US WAIT DOES THIS SOUND A LITTLE FAMILIAR EH-HEH WAIT. Oh look. Voice credit--Ishida.)
It took about an hour to un-scramble the egg that is my brain here. I had a case of what I'll call Tsun-ship here—"IT'S NOT LIKE I SHIP IT OR ANYTHING."
WELP.
((Also, I've taken the opportunity to show a friend that Akira Ishida is, in fact, in EVERYTHING and broken her brain in showing her that MORIKAWA was in Yu-Gi-Oh, so all in all, GOOD DAY aside from my brain being invaded by many many inappropriate thoughts because I MEAN COME ON LOOK.))
In Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire there is this gym leader, Wallace. (In Emerald HE WAS THE DAMN CHAMPION). In the remakes they heavily allude that after your victory that he's gonna take over that role for REASONS at some point.
A google search will show you what he started off looking like BUT TO SAVE YOU SOME TIME AND KILL YOUR BRAIN NOW THIS IS WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH NOW. I MEAN LOOK. THIS IS OFFICIAL. AND IT'S STRIPPERIFFIC. ON A GUY. AND IT IS GLORIOUS. AND MY BRAIN IS GONE.
Fricken frak-hell right?
YEAH.
YES that outfit has AB WINDOWS. HIP WINDOWS. IT IS A PERFECT KUJA OUTFIT WERE HE FEELING CONSERVATIVE ONE DAY.
(you know, except that he's voiced by Morikawa out of game in recent material, and in a delicious piece of hilarity there's this moment in game where he helps you STOP a calamity from the skies DOES THIS SOUND LIKE SOMEONE WE KNOW)
And this is exacerbated by the fact that I have a plot bunny brewing with this other guy here.
This guy right here is Steven Stone. Doesn't he rock HAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE pleasedontkillme
Son of a corporation's president, rock collector
It took about an hour to un-scramble the egg that is my brain here. I had a case of what I'll call Tsun-ship here—"IT'S NOT LIKE I SHIP IT OR ANYTHING."
WELP.
((Also, I've taken the opportunity to show a friend that Akira Ishida is, in fact, in EVERYTHING and broken her brain in showing her that MORIKAWA was in Yu-Gi-Oh, so all in all, GOOD DAY aside from my brain being invaded by many many inappropriate thoughts because I MEAN COME ON LOOK.))
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Date: 2015-01-30 10:26 am (UTC)The plot idea may or may not involve a stripper pole
Date: 2015-01-31 01:24 am (UTC)it totally involves a stripper pole.
I mean the first time you see the man in his gym you get a flash photo view of dat ass
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Date: 2015-01-31 09:52 am (UTC)YOU KNOW I CAN'T RESIST IDEAS INVOLVING STRIPPER POLES. OF COURSE I'M GOING TO GET BEHIND THAT!
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Date: 2015-01-31 08:58 pm (UTC)I NORMALLY WIND UP HEADCANONING A VIRTUOSO OF SOME SORT INTO THINGS
AND HERE I'VE GONE AND GOT A STRIPPER. AND LOOK AT HIM IN STANDARD MODE NO LESS.
THE MAN IS ON DISPLAY
HE KNOWS HE IS ON DISPLAY
HE IS EXPLOITING THE FACT THAT HE IS ON DISPLAY
WHEN YOU MEET HIM YOU WILL SEE WHY MY BRAIN HAS GONE "STUPID SEXY WALLACE!"