DFF: Vicious Bite (Firion/Kuja)
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Vicious Bite
Author: Railenthe
Genre: slash-fic
Pairing: Firion/Kuja
Rating: R for suggestive themes (It’s not too graphic, but….)
Warnings for: a pair of men doing the unspeakable to one another, a crack pairing, nudity, nonstandard use of an appendage, implied nonstandard use of a potion, blood. Not worksafe at all!
Prompt: “Be careful, or I might just bite.”
A/N: Well, enough asked for it, so here it is. Hopefully it is to your liking. I guess I should have known I’d create a demanding monster if I mentioned that line…
*is shot at by raging comrades*
Sheeze Louise. Here it is, then!
Vicious Bite
He wasn’t expecting to have the weaponmaster carry out his threat from before.
But, he wasn’t complaining, either. He had him right where he wanted him, after all.
It had begun as a fight inside the Old Chaos Shrine. Most of the damage had been done to the surrounding area as Firion and Kuja expertly evaded one another’s attacks. It was not long before Kuja realized that his superior magic was missing its mark because Firion had simply come in too close for most of it to connect. It wasn’t until he’d been slammed into a wall that he realized that he was cornered. Firion’s physical strength was greater than Kuja’s, and that strength had forced him down into the throne of the shrine.
For about half a second Kuja tasted a rising fear. Most of those weapons were in range of a fatal strike now.
The last thing he expected was those teeth, sharp like thorns, to come down against his neck. No, that wasn’t quite right; that was the second to last thing that he’d expected. The last thing he’d expected was for Firion to sit down in his lap.
It wasn’t the worst place to have him. Firion was like an uncaged animal, using one hand pinned against the wall too keep his position stable and tangling the other one into Kuja’s hair almost tightly enough to hurt. A low laugh escaped his lips, and he said, “I can’t help but wonder if you want something from me.”
The only response was more teeth, hard enough this time to draw blood.
“Like a dog,” Kuja growled with a smug expression on his face. “Either beg for it or take it.”
The taunt led to a storm of discarded clothing and armor. A potion was pulled from somewhere among Firion’s gear (no easy task, as Kuja’s now-exposed tail was busy at play between Firion’s legs) and before long Firion was riding Kuja hard, the only sounds in the shrine the labored breathing of the men and the omnipresent howling wind. The world around them going to hell was nowhere in the minds of either man. Only the immediacy of need held sway over them, and the prospect of when predator and prey would meet again.
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Date: 2010-03-03 01:46 am (UTC)OTL I was requested Firion/Kuja but got no ideas, really I could not have done this even in a million years. You get an automatic Epic Win for this.
(And it WAS very hot. That bit about Kuja's tail *drools* grrrreeat!)
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Date: 2010-03-03 02:52 am (UTC)Yay, I get epic win!
I took several levels in PWP.
I less than three you!
Date: 2011-07-02 12:20 am (UTC)(I knew Rosebud wasn't a virgin)
If I can ever get past my porn-writer's block again you'd best believe I'mma do more like this.
Date: 2011-07-02 12:22 am (UTC)Now if I can just get past my smut block, I can REALLY start doing some crazy stuff.
Your brain is being cockblocked you say?
Date: 2011-07-02 12:25 am (UTC)I say do some Kujerra with tail PWP. Or having to get round the Onion Knight cockblockYou need to write more magnificent-bastard!Mateus do you not? MATJA I SAY! >D
Never thought of it like that,
Date: 2011-07-02 12:28 am (UTC)I'm sitting on several fills that aren't finished because of this!
And you know what the ridiculous thing is?
If I'm handwriting it with my fountain pen, I don't get this problem.
Probably because while I'm focusing on the image in my head my eyes are paying more attention to the glossy ink as it dries on the page, and so the fact that what I've just written down is shameless pornography is no problem…
I gotta find that notebook.
OH MY GOD, THE ONION KNIGHT OWNS YOUR BRAIN!!!
Date: 2011-07-02 12:30 am (UTC)DO IT OR I SHALL WITHOLD KUJERRA!
WHO POSSESSES THIS NOTEBOOK? YOU TELL ME
Date: 2011-07-02 12:35 am (UTC)"I don't usually mind being teased, but tonight I'd rather this be more to the point." He changed as he spoke. From the waist up he looked normal. From the waist down? Snake, covered with golden and purple scales. The Emperor's gait changed slightly as his serpentine trunk gave way to legs--legs that weren't altogether human, as they still had the faint sheen of his scales.
It was suddenly quite obvious why the naga didn't feel like being teased.
I'D SAY COSMOS--- I LIKE TO THINK THAT SHE IS A CLOSET PERV WHO WRITES SMUTTY FANFICTION!
Date: 2011-07-02 12:41 am (UTC)...well I underestimated you.
*goes back to writing Kujerra like a good little monkey*
COSMOS IS A SLASHER?!
Date: 2011-07-02 12:45 am (UTC)Now I just need to get past that hand lock for part II.
LUCKILY PART I IS ALL LONGHAND. POWER TO THE PEN.
WHY ELSE ARE THERE SO FEW WOMEN!?
Date: 2011-07-02 12:48 am (UTC)----------------------------
Chocolate (part I)
With all these fancy names, Terra’s not quite sure what Café Carta’s menu is offering her. But Kuja seems to enjoy explaining it all for her in a lyrical fashion, commenting on how the dark chocolate fondant has a rich bitterness about it or that although the lemon mousse may sting the lips it refreshes the palate most satisfyingly.
“I feel so spoilt for choice…what should I have?”
“Whatever you desire.”
“But…I can’t choose.”
“Then why not have them all?”
“All of them?”
“Well perhaps not everything.” He leans in close to her. “What do you crave most, my dear?”
Terra’s lips move but no words come out. She moves forward a little---
“May I take your order, sir?” The waiter chimes, ruining the moment. “Strong Kirman Coffee for me, a gentle blend of Queen tea for the lady, with cream. Oh and bring the dessert cart, so she can pick whatever strikes her fancy.” Kuja waves his hand, already bored with the man. “Thank you.” Adds Terra.
Re: WHY ELSE ARE THERE SO FEW WOMEN!?
Date: 2011-07-02 01:05 am (UTC)She'll beat some manners into him yet, won't he?
…
And I just thought of a way we can take our collective smut muses out for fitness-inducing walks.
I might be designing a meme of sorts.
Re: WHY ELSE ARE THERE SO FEW WOMEN!?
Date: 2011-07-02 01:09 am (UTC)...
I am both highly excited and incredibly terrified by this development.
>=D
Date: 2011-07-02 01:15 am (UTC)*breaks out the notebook and her fountain pen to draft the ideas*