Oh gods.
Day 16.
You got me started!
The pairings! There are so many! This game has made me ship so much het. HET! Me! HET! I’ve never done that! …well excepting Luke/Tear from Tales of the Abyss, but they make Cannot Spit It Out cute.
This game seems to ship everybody with everybody, but there are a few standouts that deserve shoutouts.
For a very long time, the pairing that stood out in front of the rest was Mateus/Ultimecia—also known as PalaMecia (see what I did there?). It started as knee-jerk minion shipping, but after a while of playing through the original story again and again, it just seemed to be…there. They’re rarely seen apart, and she’s the only one he interacts with that doesn’t wind up on the receiving end of some sort of snarky comment at one point or another. And Mateus is good with the snarky comments, too… (“You would compare me to that gibbering nihilist?”) Second, because he is what he is, we know he’d survive the world getting nuked by the off-balancing that Cosmos’s death produced. And yet he had a plan after watching his compatriots get wiped out—creating crystals suited for sustaining ‘bodies of the dark.’
He only had one guinea pig.
For the purposes of this argument, I posit that he already knew where that one was going: Mateus had chosen his queen.
…as with any fandom!ship, this WILD GUESSING on my part. But you have to admit it’s got a little bit of weight.
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With the release of Duodecim, however, another rushed to the front of my awareness, ready to pwn all that stood before it with a solid punch and liberal amounts of snark.
Enter…LIGHTSHIPPING! WoL and Lightning seemed to be solidly there during the story mode of Prologus—about all they managed to pull off was snarking at one another, when they should have been more cohesive together—even the bad guys call them out on it. They were firmly an item in my head by the end of Prologus…
But in 012, where was it?!
…besides in that encounter line in Lightning’s story, which was so not innocent.
It wasn’t until the end of the war, when Team Canon fodder had been downed, that it finally returned—in a teaser-hint: that faint little smile Lightning gives him before she fades away.
Thanks to that moment, these two are now a Belligerent UST/Slap Slap Kiss couple in my head.
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I honestly can’t think of a platonic pairing. Except Gabranth + Onion. I wrote it once on a challenge and it’s become a running gag. With chocolate. And cereal. And blackmail.
I really need to get back on that project.
Other pairings that I like:
Kujecht (Kuja/Jecht. YEAH IT’S CRACK. But it kinda works)
Kujerra (Kuja/Terra. The fluff will consume your brain!)
Any female summon/Firion. It’s hilarious.
Firion/Lightning. Roses everywhere.