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railentheYou know that ‘point of no return’ moment?
That moment when you realize: “I’m not sure what I did to get here, but there’s no way out of this situation that ends well for me” sort of moment?
You know the ones, They usually end with you going, “Oh, sweet Cosmos. I’m fucked, aren’t I?”
Those moments.
They happen a lot on the World Map during 000: Confessions of the Creator.
Like when you zone into a different area and OH HAI, I JUST AGGROED A MANIKIN I COULDN’T EVEN SEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Two options there: either run like hell and lose KP (the most frequent option, as I tend to run around underleveled to hit the KP bonus line) or pray to whatever god may be listening for a win.
And this isn’t an uncommon occurrence, either. I’ve personally managed to aggro the Delusory Warlock that wanders the Mt. Gulg area three times recently, all three underleveled—thankfully, the second and third times with the rules set so that I do massive damage and have a rapid-fill EX gauge/Assist Gauge. Sure, he can abuse the rules, but I’m better at it!
Then there’s the “Monster-
Manikin-In-A-Box” chests. Of all the classic Final Fantasy references to make
it through, THESE had to get in too? FUUUUUU.
Remember Day 12? When I went on and on about what led up to my favorite music track—the Feral Chaos-In-A-Box incident?
Well, take that, replace FC with random level 123 manikins, and—here’s the good part—MAKE IT SEVEN CHESTS.
Chains don’t work on those things—I wasted a Soundwave that way. At least they’re full of sweet loot, or else I would have destroyed what is currently my third PSP.
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Nothing wrong with reckon in my book
Date: 2011-06-21 12:33 am (UTC)Mat would probably kick Chaos off that throne with his 2 inch heels and claim the world as HIS to destroy. Then there would be a victory orgy. Okay maybe that's just in my version...
I have no objections to victory orgies.
Date: 2011-06-21 12:56 am (UTC)Afterwards, victory orgy.
After that, orgy just because.
And then tea because no one thought to bring cigarettes.
Tis done!
Date: 2011-06-21 01:21 am (UTC)Then after tea, chair sex. (Because they'd have to sit their asses down to drink it)
Re: Tis done!
Date: 2011-06-21 01:48 am (UTC)And where?
Re: Tis done!
Date: 2011-06-21 01:49 am (UTC)…derp.
Date: 2011-06-21 01:50 am (UTC)Re: …derp.
Date: 2011-06-21 01:52 am (UTC)Keyboard, why doth thou loath me!?