DDFF Meme: Day 24: Most Infuriating Boss Fight.

[railenthe]

 

You know, I could wax poetic about the curbstomp that was the defeat that goes here today, but instead of doing that, I shall provide a battle replay, and a mini-fic. I’d finally developed a strategy—after the defeats of Prishe, Laguna, Lightning and Yuna—but somewhere along the line something went wrong and I panicked. 

…then everything went wrong.

          In the space of a few moments I went from rage, to dis pear despair, and then looped right back to incoherent rage.

You know the moment: the moment when you realize you’re doomed, when the line from Dante’s Inferno comes to mind unbidden—“Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here…”

 

The Inferno, Regnum Dei [The Kingdom of God]

 

 

There may have been a chance. But there were too many mis-steps to recover from.

As you feel yourself being tossed about like a rag doll by the force of the insane Chaos’s strength, he adds insult to injury by throwing you with enough force that you land in a small, void-like dimension. The impact was forceful enough that you feel a crack—something is broken. This would be bad enough on its own, but the fiend follows you there.

And he is not yet finished with you.

You lift your head to see him standing there again, fangs dripping with blood—yours? Your comrades’? It is impossible to tell. All that you know is that you cannot stop fighting. Not now. Not with so much on the line.

You spit out a broken tooth and continue fighting, and despite the odds against you, you see progress. You may yet stop him—your fighting spirit returns to you, and you aim to strike true—

You don’t know when it happened. You cannot breathe. One of the blades that the god wielded when he remained cognizant of his senses has impaled you. You feel a lung deflate as his claw wraps around your neck.

The end is nigh.

Six more blades perforate you as the god, snarling, pulls back one of his arms to strike.

The world goes black before you feel his talons—the only mercy afforded you during this battle.

 

 

Well, if Feral Chaos didn’t frighten you before, after seeing this, he should.

Seriously, this has to be the most Nightmare Fuel in a finishing move since the introduction of Fatalities.  And if you aren’t working with a Last Chance, item, the odds are that you WILL NOT survive this.

…only one good thing came out of this round.

I FOUND OUT THAT THE REAL FERAL CHAOS IN 000 CAN BE BLOCKED.

…had I known this prior to this round, things would have gone FAR differently.

After realizing this, I went from numb shock to RAGE.  How much fucking SIMPLER WOULD IT HAVE BEEN IF I HAD ONLY REALIZED THAT, UNLIKE HIS MANIKIN, THE REAL FERAL CHAOS CAN BE BLOCKED AND PROPERLY COUNTERATTACKED AGAINST?  I could have won this fight so much more easily!  I immediately took a break to play something I could pwn at on the Nintendo DS…I plugged in a Harvest Moon title and farmed about 200 pink turnips.*

Learn from my death, comrades, and take this bastard straight back to the seventh circle of hell!

 

Epilogue:  Immediately after this round, I used this knowledge to defeat the bastard.  However I was in so much shock that I failed to save the replay.  I apologize for my fail.  The spam-tastic victory went unrecorded.

*…what?  I’m a gardening freak.  There’s something relaxing about growing crops, even virtual ones.

Comments

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[alkonost-storm.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should just give up on 000 while the going's good...

*hands you a Cosmos plushie*

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

You know something I didn't going into this fight now, though: that you can block real!Feral Chaos's attacks, unlike in Time Attack or his manikin.

If I had known that my Mega Flare-Wall Rush build of Yuna would have solo'd the demonic ass.

*hugs plushie*

[alkonost-storm.livejournal.com]

Maybe so but what are the chances of me pwning the real thing when I have issues with his manikin? DX

Re: *hugs plushie*

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

Have you seen Toffee's run on that bastard?

Made me feel WEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK. I mean seriously.
NO HP DAMAGE WTFBBQSAUCE

I HAS HOTDOGS! I AM NOW HAPPY! (I managed to get 'em before that Zell Dincht guy beat me to it!)

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

*chomps sausage* So thwis is why preople awre afwaid of Fewwal Chaos. *swallows* I don't blame 'em.

I am now convinced that sending the 4 meatshields out first is a waste of time. Kuja's gonna man it up and take the brunt of the assault and float like a bastard for as long as he can, bravery be damned! HE'S ALL ABOUT SURVIVING, DAMMIT!

P.S. You write a magnificent Kain.

*Mont sniffs me din-dins* ERE! LEAVE OFF!

*bow*

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

You should see my newly-discovered Magnificent Bastard!Mateus.

I'm getting into one character's head a day as practice for stalking the Kink Meme. I'm working on one that will remain unsaid right now but let's just say that I'mma be all over that meme like cheese on macaroni soon.

SPOILER ALERT This is one of a couple of finalists for the "Moment that made you go "OH FUC--" day. Gods witness me, that attack gave me one hell of a nightmare the day after first seeing it like that. Took me ten minutes to stop clawing at my throat like there was something there.

NEVER PLAY THIS GAME SLEEP-DEPRIVED FOR MORE THAN SIX DAYS. SRS.

*noms dis pear* No seriously, I am eating the actual fruit

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

...I SHOULD! :D

I really have difficulty getting into the character's heads. Urgh... I know Kuja to the point that I could tell you how he'd react to getting the wrong shampoo depending on the situation but I can't write him convincingly. AARGH!

Why is it only the demon clown works? WHY!?

Friggin' troll.

Though I did have fun writing Vaan last night.

I do not know if this will appear on mine depending on how well Kujie-coo fares. Currently my "OH FUC-" goes to a level 18 Jecht manikin using Jecht Beam near a level 2 Lightning. Yeah... Actually no, the award goes to Report 01 when Mateus teleports in---that's when I go "OH FUC-" because that is when everything goes tits up for Kuja.

…fruit sounds good, actually. Do I have any peaches left?

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

Lol, I've always been way too amused by the phrase 'tits up.'


…and now I immediately think of Sir Sugartits.

Considering that ONE OF THESE DAYS *violently shakes fist* I want to write a novel, it's a talent I've worked on. But it's so much fun to get into the heads of other people's pretties.

I'm looking at youuu~, Kain!

Kain: ...reprehensible.

Ask and you shall receive!

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

I'm comfortable with my own characters (working on a comic book. By which I mean I have a cracktastic idea that I hope to one day publish) because I know them inside and out since I made them. With fanfiction I'm always intimidated by whether I'm doing the character justice or not and how the audience will react.

Also I worked on trying to write for the screen or animation so I'm not used to proper narrative yet. (When I used to write it I'd do so in a satirical fashion)

I think the fear is more the problem than anything else. Gotta try and get over it...

(Also Kuja is difficult because he's acting most of the time. We only ever see true!Kuja with Zidane because Ziddy is the only person he'll drop the act around due to trusting him/considering him an equal to some respect. I say all this and yet I've never properly attempted this before. Hmmm...)

Re: Ask and you shall receive!

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

Practice practice!

As Laguna says, "Don't know til ya try!"

[jiangryudo.livejournal.com]

OMFG. HARVEST MOON, EPIC WIN!! <3333 8D Pwn those turnips, BBY!

D: I hate F. Chaos... He is a hellish work of hell and damn him to hell!

.... I... didn't even know he could be blocked... >.> oh he's gonna feel my wrath nao!!