DDFF Meme: Day 25: Most Despised Opponent

[railenthe]

This was written offline using a third-party client.  So it might look a little strange.

I’ll ask that you bear with me; until I know when the RTF editor on LJ is functional again

 

I bet you expected something about Feral Chaos here, didn’t you?

Just knew that I’d go on about the whole snafu that led up to me tasting bloody, salt-tinged death at the hands of that multi-armed monstrosity, didn’t you?

 

*buzzer*  WRONG!

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It may shock and disappoint you to know that my most hated nemesis is not a demon of Biblical dimensions and construction.  My bane is not a man whose soul is so evil that it splits into light and dark—with the dark still being evil.

My bane isn’t even a dragoon with a voice that, given the opportunity, will cause me to put down the PSP and jump into an ice bath.

 

IT’S A DAMN TREE.

 

Yes, my bane is Exdeath.

“Wait,” you may say.  “He’s slow, he’s blocky, he’s clunky and he’s fairly easy to beat!”

Well, guys, the problem is I tend to play technical/precision.  Exdeath’s optimally suited to counter that.  Gungnir?  Omni-block! (Or whatever it’s called now; I’m using the old names because they’re what I know).  Sky Rave?  Omni-block!  Jump?

YEAH, THAT TOO

Ragnarok Buster?

YEP.

Uh—uh, Mega Flare?

THAT TOO.

A competent!Exdeath AI will make me work for every hit landed, and it makes me RAGE.  Thank goodness that a block-counter!Lancet can turn things around.

 

Comments

ONLY A REAL MAN CAN BECOME SOMETHING THAT PUTS NORMAL MEN TO SHAME!

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

Once I'm done editing the fill I'll see to your day 26 and 27. Just gimme a little longer...

And Jecht Norris is SO MANLY THAT HIS SPERM CAUSES OTHER MEN TO BECOME WOMEN SO THAT THEY MAY BEAR HIS SEED!

A REAL WOMAN AWAITS THIS FILL EAGERLY!

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

Imma pop some popcorn now. =D I will enjoy this.

A REAL WOMEN JUST NEEDS TO QUICKLY SORT OUT THE FIGHT AND THEN SHE'S READY

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

Well you've read most of it already! I just hope it's more funny than fail.