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railenthe My phone's died.
No response from hardware, software, synch cable, charger—nothing.
IF THE INTERNET GOES OUT I AM CUT OFF FROM THE OUTSIDE.
Now if you'll excuse me, this warrants the only rage-cure I know works for certain: A Gabranth speed-run.
Screw sleep. I got rage.
EDIT: 9-July, 6:08 AM CDT:
I woke up stupidly early to catch a deal on a replacement phone. My savings are now toast, as are the cosplay ambitions for Natsucon next month. But I will have a telephone again in two weeks.
Yes, two weeks.
Now, how the hell am I supposed to get ahold of my family to let them know that I haven't disappeared, or been struck by lightning or some other crap? They're part of the 0.01%* that aren't on Facebook or Myspace.
…can't worry about that now. Gotta go to work.
*Why yes, this is a totally bullshit statistic! Thanks for noticing!
No response from hardware, software, synch cable, charger—nothing.
IF THE INTERNET GOES OUT I AM CUT OFF FROM THE OUTSIDE.
Now if you'll excuse me, this warrants the only rage-cure I know works for certain: A Gabranth speed-run.
Screw sleep. I got rage.
EDIT: 9-July, 6:08 AM CDT:
I woke up stupidly early to catch a deal on a replacement phone. My savings are now toast, as are the cosplay ambitions for Natsucon next month. But I will have a telephone again in two weeks.
Yes, two weeks.
Now, how the hell am I supposed to get ahold of my family to let them know that I haven't disappeared, or been struck by lightning or some other crap? They're part of the 0.01%* that aren't on Facebook or Myspace.
…can't worry about that now. Gotta go to work.
*Why yes, this is a totally bullshit statistic! Thanks for noticing!
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Re: An education in life (2/2)
Date: 2011-07-09 11:54 pm (UTC)This just improved a rotten day in a big way!
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DAMMIT WHY DO I KEEP RHYMING!?
TEATIME!
Date: 2011-07-10 12:09 am (UTC)*sends all the tea in china your way*
Take it easy, man.
Now to try and come up with another crackish concept to try and improve the day even more! Hmmm...
Tea and hotdogs, what's not to love?!
Date: 2011-07-10 12:25 am (UTC)Hotdogs and tea will fix it =D
ALAS AND ALACK!
Date: 2011-07-10 12:30 am (UTC)For the usually reliable supermarket has deprived me of sausage.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO STICK INBETWEEN MY BUNS NOW!?
Good thing we're not playing the Sausage Game
Date: 2011-07-10 12:32 am (UTC)Also, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID!
I have evil plans with sausages
Date: 2011-07-10 12:36 am (UTC)It would amuse me childishly.
I SEE THAT PLAN AND I RAISE YOU
Date: 2011-07-10 12:38 am (UTC)BWAHA!
Date: 2011-07-10 12:46 am (UTC)CLOUD, IF IT'S ON YER PLATE, THEN YER DOIN' SOMETHIN' WRONG.
Date: 2011-07-10 12:49 am (UTC)Hey, his first sexual experience was with 10 butch mustached men!
Date: 2011-07-10 12:54 am (UTC)And how about the ascended meme that is THE VOID?
Date: 2011-07-10 12:58 am (UTC)Jecht: "Your chances are void unless you come and get me."
Shantotto: "Your defeat is una...voidable." (yes, the pause and the emphasis are just how she says it)
Prishe: "You make such a big deal outta nothing really."
And of course plenty of helpings of dis pear...
Date: 2011-07-10 01:02 am (UTC)It's such a shame that we had to lose some of the shippier encounter quotes in the process. (I loved "You think you can dominate me?" and "I can score, even in the dark!")
I know, so many shippy lines lost!
Date: 2011-07-10 01:08 am (UTC)…yeah, I'm crazy. XD
Also Mateus's line to Shantotto in the first game was disturbing (because it IS shippy) "It is an honor, milady." IT'S ALL IN THE TONE XD