RL!Rant—If I see another bed…

[railenthe]

 

*drags self through door*

*drops lunchbox on bed*

*drops purse on bed*

*falls on the bed*

OW!

*removes the computer from the bed, places it on her stomach, and lays back down*

 

Wine…or tea…I don’t care which.  Just gimme.

 

 

The day started off with two fails: First, my phone kicked the bucket.  That means I didn’t have a clock until I found my old one.  The old one’s charger conduits have burned out, so it can’t charge (which is why the other one, but now it’s dead)  I set it, went to sleep, and woke up fairly early.

Problem was, I set it the wrong time.

I missed my bus by about ten minutes.

So I walked to the metro station.  Oddly, I got there around the same time as the bus.

I got to work and the supervisor wasn’t there.  She had a flat tire.  So one of us had to make the room-assignment boards.  I called ‘not it’ and folded laundry meanwhile. Our supervisor showed up, and we finally got started.

 

AN HOUR LATE.

 

The kicker?  Due to the way it was set up, I had 16 rooms, 10 of which were doubles.

 

Here’s the math

10 doubles = 20 beds; + 6 queens = 26 beds.
Add 16 bathrooms.
SURE, I CAN DO THIS IN SIX HOURS—IN BIZZARRO WORLD!

Two of those doubles are pet-rooms, which means all of the linen—including bedskirts—comes off.  It gets hauled in bags to the laundry room.  Then I get to haul four blankets, comforters, bedskirts, and sets of bed linen down solo.

Did I mention I get to dismantle the beds myself?

Then there’s the rug cleaning, and the deodorizing the room, the static dusting…

-40 MINUTES LATER-

LATHER RINSE REPEAT.  THE SECOND PET-ROOM.

-50 MINUTES LATER-

OK that one was worse.  And there were still *flips paper* 9 rooms left?!

-9 ROOMS LATER-

Somehow I caught up with the others, who had easier boards.  But by this time, the bus home is only running every hour.  Getting back is a riot of running way too fast on this knee.  I am tired, hungry, I got blisters, and I am not entirely positive I remembered to lock the linen chute.

 

Oh well.  Least I got almonds.

 

Comments

Re: YOU ARE NOT ALONE! (Ha, FFIX reference!) (LONG DELAY IS LONG BECAUSE OF INTERDERP)

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

Firion's got issues with that rock, too. "THERE! TAKE IT!"
TOTALLY ON ACCIDENT, actually. You know how Onion does a little lunge-charging thing when he launches that attack? He went past the rock I was aiming for and unloaded on HIM instead. He does not 'kupo,' though—which is probably good because I would have felt really guilty about it. For a while.

Then I got to the meat of the story and DID feel guilty. Can you believe I like the little mochi-moogle now? My next goal is to take Terra through the chasm so at least he can get cuddled.

Re: YOU ARE NOT ALONE! (Ha, FFIX reference!) (LONG DELAY IS LONG BECAUSE OF INTERDERP)

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

Speaking of derps: Behold, DERPJA!!!

I would like to see the rock's story in Dissidia. Obviously it has a lot to tell, of countless abuse and slander from those it had never wronged! That rock = woobie.

I need to try that... Mwhahahaahahahahahahaha!!!

Daaawww...well I need to actually play that last report through. Just once I get over listening to Kain's "YOU DAAAAAAARRE!?"

SWEET SEXY COSMOS KAAAAAAIN

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

BAHAAAAAAAHAHA! DERPJA!

Okay, now that I'm not rolling around in laughter (LITERALLY~)

OK
My reaction to that was like in the Lion King, with Shenzi, Banzai and Ed doing the "Mufasa" thing. "Ooh. DO IT AGAIN." Seriously, I was too Distracted By The Sexy to capitalize on most of the EX Revenge. Chills, nearly dropped the PSP. Luckily the stage was huge and Gungnir = GOD.

SERIOUSLY THE MAN GOES RAGE AND JUST PULLS THIS PRIMAL SCREAM AND STILL DOESN'T GET AS HIGH AS THE TENOR REGISTER? *Faints*

I bet when he talks dirty to you you feel it in your very bones.
…I've overthought this.

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

I bet Derpja is what Kuja looked like when he first woke up in the 13th cycle after Keffers had screwed with his head. Doesn't matter, he is SAVED!

Pulled it yesterday by mistake. The man noticed.

I'm now imagining him as having the tenor voice only during early childhood. So whilst Cecil and Rosa were at adorable high sopranos in walks this seemingly innocent blond kid with a voice that hails from across the heavens, bow down in awe of its might, bitches! One can only wonder what must've happened when he hit puberty...

Kain Highwind is excused from the poetry recital: Reason: Inciting Indecency

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

"Set me as a seal upon thine heart, as a seal upon thine arm: for love is strong as death; jealousy is cruel as the grave: the coals thereof are coals of fire, which hath a most vehement flame."

The class was effectively disrupted when Kain's reading began. It began with whispers, then squeaks from some of the sillier students.

Three verses later, the fidgeting started.

At "Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away," several people DID.

That was when young Kain Highwind excused himself, finding the others' behavior reprehensible.

He later repeated the passage in total, whispered softly into an ear cloaked by shining white hair, enjoying watching him tremble in anticipation.

*_*_*

KAIN HIGHWIND RECITING THE SONG OF SOLOMON WOULD BE DANGEROUS.

Icon says it all...

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

DANGEROUS BUT HILARIOUS! OH SWEET CRACK GENIUS, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!!!

...I really wish I wasn't sleep deprived so I could have some crackish response to this...

Now we know how he managed to rise so high so young!

ROFLMAO

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

I theorize that if he had to sing he'd sound DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO BRENDAN PERRY (who when speaking is just as fricken deep-voiced as Kain). If it ever happened my brain would break.

Seriously, we need Kain reciting MORE EROTIC POETRY.

Hell, I cherry-picked verses so it'd be LESS scandalous. Verses 3 - 6 from Ch. 2 are downright indecent

As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste.
He brought me to the banqueting house, and his banner over me was love.
Stay me with flagons, comfort me with apples: for I am sick of love.
His left hand is under my head, and his right hand doth embrace me.

Now go over those verses again in your head, but in Kain's voice. Quiet, bedroom-like.

YOU CAN KILL ME LATER.

B-BRAIN NOT WORKING...

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

Ask again later...

Also I found this just now.

D'AWW.

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

YAY I BROKE YOUR BRAIN.

See this is the sort of thing that I deal with when my muses aren't derping XD

Also D'AWW TAIL!

WELL CUCUMBER! Wait...

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

It's hard to find a lot of shippy stuff with the tags, you just have to rootle around and ocassionally something interesting will pop up. Most of the Kuja stuff is Sephiroth/Kuja with a bit of Mateus/Kuja, Squall/Kuja, Cloud/Kuja, Jecht/Kuja...There was also a Firion/Kuja somewhere... Kuja/Terra can be found but you gotta work for it.

That's what she said?

What? oh. DERRRRRRP.

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

And I just realized what I said there ^^;

My connection has been crap lately, so even though I stay logged in I don't explore as much as I should. But your hauls and the links—and I'm still ROFLSTOMPING over DERPJA—MADE OF EPIC.

I confer upon you one of my hard-sought packs of milk pocky!
If that flavor doesn't work I have cookies.

TURTLE cookies.