RL!Rant—If I see another bed…
Jul. 9th, 2011 06:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
railenthe*drags self through door*
*drops lunchbox on bed*
*drops purse on bed*
*falls on the bed*
OW!
*removes the computer from the bed, places it on her stomach, and lays back down*
Wine…or tea…I don’t care which. Just gimme.
The day started off with two fails: First, my phone kicked the bucket. That means I didn’t have a clock until I found my old one. The old one’s charger conduits have burned out, so it can’t charge (which is why the other one, but now it’s dead) I set it, went to sleep, and woke up fairly early.
Problem was, I set it the wrong time.
I missed my bus by about ten minutes.
So I walked to the metro station. Oddly, I got there around the same time as the bus.
I got to work and the supervisor wasn’t there. She had a flat tire. So one of us had to make the room-assignment boards. I called ‘not it’ and folded laundry meanwhile. Our supervisor showed up, and we finally got started.
AN HOUR LATE.
The kicker? Due to the way it was set up, I had 16 rooms, 10 of which were doubles.
Here’s the math
10 doubles = 20 beds; + 6 queens = 26 beds.
Add 16 bathrooms.
SURE, I CAN DO THIS IN SIX HOURS—IN BIZZARRO WORLD!
Two of those doubles are pet-rooms, which means all of the linen—including bedskirts—comes off. It gets hauled in bags to the laundry room. Then I get to haul four blankets, comforters, bedskirts, and sets of bed linen down solo.
Did I mention I get to dismantle the beds myself?
Then there’s the rug cleaning, and the deodorizing the room, the static dusting…
-40 MINUTES LATER-
LATHER RINSE REPEAT. THE SECOND PET-ROOM.
-50 MINUTES LATER-
OK that one was worse. And there were still *flips paper* 9 rooms left?!
-9 ROOMS LATER-
Somehow I caught up with the others, who had easier boards. But by this time, the bus home is only running every hour. Getting back is a riot of running way too fast on this knee. I am tired, hungry, I got blisters, and I am not entirely positive I remembered to lock the linen chute.
Oh well. Least I got almonds.
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Whilst I try to think of crack...
Date: 2011-07-10 12:20 am (UTC)Sugartits works the kitty!maid look for a start!
How much you want to bet that this is what Chaos forces his underlings to do as part of the inauguration regime?
MEEEOW!
Date: 2011-07-10 12:31 am (UTC)RRROAWRRR!!
Date: 2011-07-10 12:34 am (UTC)Probably when Exdeath finally gets Cecil to shut up and stop yelling "Brother!"I once tried taking Kuja down the kitty cat route. He was not happy.
I CAN EXPLAIN THAT LOOK PERFECTLY
Date: 2011-07-10 12:37 am (UTC)YOU JUST WANT ME TO USE THIS ICON, DON'T YOU?
Date: 2011-07-10 12:45 am (UTC)I AIN'T COMPLAININ'
Date: 2011-07-10 12:47 am (UTC)And am I alone in thinking that 000 got DARK AS HELL?YOU ARE NOT ALONE! (Ha, FFIX reference!)
Date: 2011-07-10 12:52 am (UTC)Holy crap did they not let up with the angst. If it weren't for the fact that I had the most insane party composed since last Wednesday I'd probably have been a lot more down in the dumps whilst playing.drunk!Kuja: Look, when you go and turn an overpowered demonic overlord into your own personal bitch on your own with no rehearsal and STILL merit a performance worthy of a thousand encores THEN you can come whining to me. Now shut up and leave me to my new best friend...
Zidane: Kuja, that's a rock.
drunk!Kuja DON'T YOU SLUR HIM! *KO's Zidane*
Re: YOU ARE NOT ALONE! (Ha, FFIX reference!)
Date: 2011-07-10 01:14 am (UTC)I know, you knew crap was going down when the Mured Moogle started forgetting his 'kupos'… Right about then, and when the overworld music switched to Cosmos's leitmotif, was when I realized we were gonna get some story, and it wasn't going to be pretty.
To add to how dark this got, try taking that moogle back through the Chasm in the Rotting Land. After that, he kinda needs a hug.
Re: YOU ARE NOT ALONE! (Ha, FFIX reference!)
Date: 2011-07-10 01:34 am (UTC)And now I'm starting to wonder how Terra would react to drunk!Kuja...
Terra: What's wrong with him!?
drunk!Kuja: *goes right up close to her* That there's only one of me?
Onion Knight: He's been at that strange brew again...
Terra: Oh...is that why he's wearing pants?
drunk!Kuja: What's the matter? Want to get me out of them, my sweet? Or is it that you want to get into them?
Onion Knight: Just say the word and I'll KO him-
(drunk!Kuja pushes him away)
drunk!Kuja: Get lost, brat. This conversation is for adults only.
Onion Knight: Hey--
(drunk!Kuja sweeps Terra off her feet)
drunk!Kuja: The pants go but the boots stay.
(A beat and then)
Terra: ...Is there any more of that Jack Daniels left?
Normally I get real angry when it turns out it's just a dream. But for this I made an exception.Re: YOU ARE NOT ALONE! (Ha, FFIX reference!)
Date: 2011-07-10 01:46 am (UTC)That ending sequence, too—EVERYONE looked happy there…well, Squall looked less irritated, which is close enough I suppose. XD
I had to rewatch it after dragging the moogle back through the chasm. It made me feel guilty for using him as a speedbag on the world map.
"…she isn't here. I thought—never mind. It's nothing."
Re: YOU ARE NOT ALONE! (Ha, FFIX reference!)
Date: 2011-07-10 01:54 am (UTC)AH! I'VE YET TO DO THAT! I WAS SO HIGH OFF SUCCESS I JUST BROKE OFF FROM 000 AND BEGAN TRAINING KUJA'S NEW BITCH!
You got to hit him!? HOW!?
Re: YOU ARE NOT ALONE! (Ha, FFIX reference!) (LONG DELAY IS LONG BECAUSE OF INTERDERP)
Date: 2011-07-10 02:34 am (UTC)TOTALLY ON ACCIDENT, actually. You know how Onion does a little lunge-charging thing when he launches that attack? He went past the rock I was aiming for and unloaded on HIM instead. He does not 'kupo,' though—which is probably good because I would have felt really guilty about it. For a while.
Then I got to the meat of the story and DID feel guilty. Can you believe I like the little mochi-moogle now? My next goal is to take Terra through the chasm so at least he can get cuddled.
Re: YOU ARE NOT ALONE! (Ha, FFIX reference!) (LONG DELAY IS LONG BECAUSE OF INTERDERP)
Date: 2011-07-10 02:44 am (UTC)I would like to see the rock's story in Dissidia. Obviously it has a lot to tell, of countless abuse and slander from those it had never wronged! That rock = woobie.
I need to try that... Mwhahahaahahahahahahaha!!!
Daaawww...well I need to actually play that last report through. Just once I get over listening to Kain's "YOU DAAAAAAARRE!?"
SWEET SEXY COSMOS KAAAAAAIN
Date: 2011-07-10 03:00 am (UTC)Okay, now that I'm not rolling around in laughter (LITERALLY~)
OK
My reaction to that was like in the Lion King, with Shenzi, Banzai and Ed doing the "Mufasa" thing. "Ooh. DO IT AGAIN." Seriously, I was too Distracted By The Sexy to capitalize on most of the EX Revenge. Chills, nearly dropped the PSP. Luckily the stage was huge and Gungnir = GOD.
SERIOUSLY THE MAN GOES RAGE AND JUST PULLS THIS PRIMAL SCREAM AND STILL DOESN'T GET AS HIGH AS THE TENOR REGISTER? *Faints*
I bet when he talks dirty to you you feel it in your very bones.
…I've overthought this.
no subject
Date: 2011-07-10 03:08 am (UTC)Pulled it yesterday by mistake. The man noticed.
I'm now imagining him as having the tenor voice only during early childhood. So whilst Cecil and Rosa were at adorable high sopranos in walks this seemingly innocent blond kid with a voice that hails from across the heavens, bow down in awe of its might, bitches! One can only wonder what must've happened when he hit puberty...
Kain Highwind is excused from the poetry recital: Reason: Inciting Indecency
Date: 2011-07-10 03:24 am (UTC)The class was effectively disrupted when Kain's reading began. It began with whispers, then squeaks from some of the sillier students.
Three verses later, the fidgeting started.
At "Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away," several people DID.
That was when young Kain Highwind excused himself, finding the others' behavior reprehensible.
He later repeated the passage in total, whispered softly into an ear cloaked by shining white hair, enjoying watching him tremble in anticipation.
*_*_*
KAIN HIGHWIND RECITING THE SONG OF SOLOMON WOULD BE DANGEROUS.
Icon says it all...
Date: 2011-07-10 03:32 am (UTC)...I really wish I wasn't sleep deprived so I could have some crackish response to this...
Now we know how he managed to rise so high so young!
ROFLMAO
Date: 2011-07-10 03:39 am (UTC)Seriously, we need Kain reciting MORE EROTIC POETRY.
Hell, I cherry-picked verses so it'd be LESS scandalous. Verses 3 - 6 from Ch. 2 are downright indecent
As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste.
He brought me to the banqueting house, and his banner over me was love.
Stay me with flagons, comfort me with apples: for I am sick of love.
His left hand is under my head, and his right hand doth embrace me.
Now go over those verses again in your head, but in Kain's voice. Quiet, bedroom-like.
YOU CAN KILL ME LATER.
B-BRAIN NOT WORKING...
Date: 2011-07-10 03:49 am (UTC)Also I found this just now.
D'AWW.
Date: 2011-07-10 03:52 am (UTC)See this is the sort of thing that I deal with when my muses aren't derping XD
Also D'AWW TAIL!
WELL CUCUMBER! Wait...
Date: 2011-07-10 03:57 am (UTC)That's what she said?
What? oh. DERRRRRRP.
Date: 2011-07-10 04:10 am (UTC)My connection has been crap lately, so even though I stay logged in I don't explore as much as I should. But your hauls and the links—and I'm still ROFLSTOMPING over DERPJA—MADE OF EPIC.
I confer upon you one of my hard-sought packs of milk pocky!
If that flavor doesn't work I have cookies.
TURTLE cookies.
Moar room!
Date: 2011-07-10 04:22 am (UTC)I also went through the TURTLE enchanter's tag. He only has about 5 pages, poor guy.
Kuja and Onion Knight. Damn that's nice line art...
ANOTHER GOOD ASSIST COMBO <3
Date: 2011-07-10 04:24 am (UTC)Plus this looks REALLY cool XD
I seriously need to dig for the Jecht/Kuja. <3
Really?
Date: 2011-07-10 04:29 am (UTC)And I don't even know what this is but what the hell happened to Exdeath?
OH CRAP WHO FORGOT TO WATER EXDEATH?!
Date: 2011-07-10 04:33 am (UTC)That's MR Snooky Pie to you!
Date: 2011-07-10 04:36 am (UTC)Also no one expects Featherhead.
RANDOM FIND FROM PIXIV
Date: 2011-07-10 07:15 pm (UTC)Re: RANDOM FIND FROM PIXIV
Date: 2011-07-11 01:36 am (UTC)