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DDFF Meme: Day 25: Most Despised Opponent
I bet you expected something about Feral Chaos here, didn’t you?
Just knew that I’d go on about the whole snafu that led up to me tasting bloody, salt-tinged death at the hands of that multi-armed monstrosity, didn’t you?
*buzzer* WRONG!
It may shock and disappoint you to know that my most hated nemesis is not a demon of Biblical dimensions and construction. My bane is not a man whose soul is so evil that it splits into light and dark—with the dark still being evil.
My bane isn’t even a dragoon with a voice that, given the opportunity, will cause me to put down the PSP and jump into an ice bath.
IT’S A DAMN TREE.
Yes, my bane is Exdeath.
“Wait,” you may say. “He’s slow, he’s blocky, he’s clunky and he’s fairly easy to beat!”
Well, guys, the problem is I tend to play technical/precision. Exdeath’s optimally suited to counter that. Gungnir? Omni-block! (Or whatever it’s called now; I’m using the old names because they’re what I know). Sky Rave? Omni-block! Jump?
YEAH, THAT TOO
Ragnarok Buster?
YEP.
Uh—uh, Mega Flare?
THAT TOO.
A competent!Exdeath AI will make me work for every hit landed, and it makes me RAGE. Thank goodness that a block-counter!Lancet can turn things around.
THIS REAL WOMAN IS NOW GOING TO BE SERIOUS!
The fight starts fairly abruptly--the way I see it Zidane has just enough time to get out of the way of a Nullifying Dropkick or something, and that's the physical blow that starts it. Now you mentioned that Kuja's hand-to-hand combat is going to be a HUGE JOKE, and so my guess is he gets knocked down fairly fast.
Cue rolling-around fistfighting, lots of blocking, most of the blows miss altogether thanks to dodging and--
Suddenly, no one can see it, but it's certainly felt--tail. Let's just say it's highly distracting. And she tries to find it. Maybe brushes against it a couple of times.
Let's just say it's highly distracting =D
THIS REAL WOMAN IS GOING TO TAKE THIS INTO ACCOUNT!
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"HELLO..."
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF IT YOU---"
A quick flick of his forehead soon shut him up. Leaving Prishe to get all the more acquainted with her new furry friend.
"Wow, this is much nicer than Ziddy's. His is way too coarse." Her fingers rubbed the fine fur hungrily, it had been a while since they'd felt anything this soft. Kuja's protests went unnoticed. "Is that cause you don't expose it so it doesn't get all nasty and ratty?"
"Will you shut up and get your greasy hands off, you little moron!?" Kuja yelled in a voice that certainly wasn't his usual pontificating tone. "Oh, dropped the fancy ass talk, huh? I approve." Prishe's focus went back to watching that squirming tail dance before her eyes.
"Cuchi-coo. Cutchi-cutchi-cutchi-cutchi-coo~!" Those elvaan fingers were now teasingly tickling the tip of that appendage. "Stop---" Kuja bit down on his bottom lip before a moan escaped. If that girl caught on to his weakness---
"Oh you're just a grumpy pussycat, aren't you?" Prishe cooed, petting the tail now.
"Leave off~!" The Genome's voice rang a little higher than it should've.
"And stop annoying you? No chance. Aw, it's so pwecious."
THIS REAL WOMAN APPROVES!
THIS REAL WOMAN IS TRYING TO GET THIS DONE ASAP!
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"So what happened between those two exactly" Vaan frowned, still not sure what to make of the events that had followed after Zidane screamed 'Duck and cover!' as a clash of egos broke out.
Zidane winced. "I don't really know...and I don't think I wanna know."
"Who's my kittycat?"
"Go eat cock."
"Hey, that's your job!"
The group of blonds could only stare, dumbfounded.
"When did your brother get such a pottymouth?" Tidus rubbed his head awkwardly. "And when did Prishe turn him into her pet?" Vaan added. Something was not right.
"Say it, say it, say it!"
"Kiss my ass."
"Not what I was hoping for but at least you're finally starting to learn! Come on, who's my kittycat?"
"Like hell I am!"
"FUCKFLANS YOU ARE!"
"Will you two knock off the flirting and just get a room already!?" A manly roar echoed across the field, enough to rattle fruit off the trees. "Goddamn kids...all talk, no action."
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YOUR THOUGHTS?
Re: THIS REAL WOMAN IS TRYING TO GET THIS DONE ASAP!
And JECHT.
Somehow he adds extra dimensions of awesome to this.
Re: THIS REAL WOMAN IS TRYING TO GET THIS DONE ASAP!
Jecht has to put up with a lot of whiney youngsters too chicken to sort out their sexual tension so it's no wonder he tries pushing them into dropping their pants so he doesn't have to listen to their lovers quarrels.
It's JECHT. He always adds extra awesome due to being Dissidia's Chuck Norris.
JECHT NORRIS?
Lord knows she couldn't pull off the relatively tame 'fuckbeans.'
Also for day 27 and 26 I seriously overthought things. XD
ONLY A REAL MAN CAN BECOME SOMETHING THAT PUTS NORMAL MEN TO SHAME!
And Jecht Norris is SO MANLY THAT HIS SPERM CAUSES OTHER MEN TO BECOME WOMEN SO THAT THEY MAY BEAR HIS SEED!
A REAL WOMAN AWAITS THIS FILL EAGERLY!
A REAL WOMEN JUST NEEDS TO QUICKLY SORT OUT THE FIGHT AND THEN SHE'S READY