DDFF Meme: Day 25: Most Despised Opponent
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railenthe
I bet you expected something about Feral Chaos here, didn’t you?
Just knew that I’d go on about the whole snafu that led up to me tasting bloody, salt-tinged death at the hands of that multi-armed monstrosity, didn’t you?
*buzzer* WRONG!
It may shock and disappoint you to know that my most hated nemesis is not a demon of Biblical dimensions and construction. My bane is not a man whose soul is so evil that it splits into light and dark—with the dark still being evil.
My bane isn’t even a dragoon with a voice that, given the opportunity, will cause me to put down the PSP and jump into an ice bath.
IT’S A DAMN TREE.
Yes, my bane is Exdeath.
“Wait,” you may say. “He’s slow, he’s blocky, he’s clunky and he’s fairly easy to beat!”
Well, guys, the problem is I tend to play technical/precision. Exdeath’s optimally suited to counter that. Gungnir? Omni-block! (Or whatever it’s called now; I’m using the old names because they’re what I know). Sky Rave? Omni-block! Jump?
YEAH, THAT TOO
Ragnarok Buster?
YEP.
Uh—uh, Mega Flare?
THAT TOO.
A competent!Exdeath AI will make me work for every hit landed, and it makes me RAGE. Thank goodness that a block-counter!Lancet can turn things around.
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THIS REAL WOMAN IS TRYING TO GET THIS DONE ASAP!
Date: 2011-06-30 02:17 am (UTC)-----------------------------
"So what happened between those two exactly" Vaan frowned, still not sure what to make of the events that had followed after Zidane screamed 'Duck and cover!' as a clash of egos broke out.
Zidane winced. "I don't really know...and I don't think I wanna know."
"Who's my kittycat?"
"Go eat cock."
"Hey, that's your job!"
The group of blonds could only stare, dumbfounded.
"When did your brother get such a pottymouth?" Tidus rubbed his head awkwardly. "And when did Prishe turn him into her pet?" Vaan added. Something was not right.
"Say it, say it, say it!"
"Kiss my ass."
"Not what I was hoping for but at least you're finally starting to learn! Come on, who's my kittycat?"
"Like hell I am!"
"FUCKFLANS YOU ARE!"
"Will you two knock off the flirting and just get a room already!?" A manly roar echoed across the field, enough to rattle fruit off the trees. "Goddamn kids...all talk, no action."
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YOUR THOUGHTS?
Re: THIS REAL WOMAN IS TRYING TO GET THIS DONE ASAP!
Date: 2011-06-30 02:21 am (UTC)And JECHT.
Somehow he adds extra dimensions of awesome to this.
Re: THIS REAL WOMAN IS TRYING TO GET THIS DONE ASAP!
Date: 2011-06-30 02:27 am (UTC)Jecht has to put up with a lot of whiney youngsters too chicken to sort out their sexual tension so it's no wonder he tries pushing them into dropping their pants so he doesn't have to listen to their lovers quarrels.
It's JECHT. He always adds extra awesome due to being Dissidia's Chuck Norris.
JECHT NORRIS?
Date: 2011-06-30 02:31 am (UTC)Lord knows she couldn't pull off the relatively tame 'fuckbeans.'
Also for day 27 and 26 I seriously overthought things. XD
ONLY A REAL MAN CAN BECOME SOMETHING THAT PUTS NORMAL MEN TO SHAME!
Date: 2011-06-30 02:43 am (UTC)And Jecht Norris is SO MANLY THAT HIS SPERM CAUSES OTHER MEN TO BECOME WOMEN SO THAT THEY MAY BEAR HIS SEED!
A REAL WOMAN AWAITS THIS FILL EAGERLY!
Date: 2011-06-30 02:44 am (UTC)A REAL WOMEN JUST NEEDS TO QUICKLY SORT OUT THE FIGHT AND THEN SHE'S READY
Date: 2011-06-30 03:02 am (UTC)